A theme seems to be developing..
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New online poll could see George Osborne renamed Cunty McCuntface
A new poll could see Chancellor George Osborne renamed Cunty McCuntface after it was hijacked by mischievous members of the public.
With over 500,000 people having declared their preference for Cunty McCuntface in the poll, it seems inevitable that the Chancellor will be renamed.
The man behind the poll, Simon Williams said he welcomed the public getting involved.
He told us, “Naming a chancellor can be pretty boring. They’re always called things like George, or Gordon, or Alistair. So we’re grateful people have decided to get into the spirit of it.
“In second place is Gidiot Arseborne, but that only has a couple of hundred votes, so it’s looking likely he’ll be Cunty McCuntface from the naming ceremony onwards.
“Oh, and the queue for people wanting to smash a bottle of champagne off his face already goes round the block, sorry.”
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I like this muchly. 
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why isn't it a collective nick for all politicos?
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Politicians should be in a collective nick...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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LOL What are you laughing at, Bernie McBernface?rEvolutionist wrote:
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I'm getting fed up of all the criticism of George Osbourne.
All he did was propose taking money off cripples to give to merchant bankers.
Those so-called "disabled" people would have no idea of how to spend it anyway.
They would just buy more sugary drinks, and rot their teeth and get obese.
They ought to be grateful. You just can't help some people.
All he did was propose taking money off cripples to give to merchant bankers.
Those so-called "disabled" people would have no idea of how to spend it anyway.
They would just buy more sugary drinks, and rot their teeth and get obese.
They ought to be grateful. You just can't help some people.
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OTOH merchant bankers would have no idea how to spend that money, they already have more than they know what to do with.
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