Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

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Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by Collector1337 » Sat Mar 12, 2016 10:40 pm

"An explicitly illustrated new website from the German Federal Centre for Health Education (BZgA) targeting migrants gives life lessons in sex, including different positions, prostitution, and how to engage in causal sex."

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http://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/dr-som ... 80880.html
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/03 ... -have-sex/
http://www.thedailysheeple.com/germany- ... sex_032016





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Re: Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by laklak » Sun Mar 13, 2016 2:23 am

Right lads! Time for the fellatio lesson. Lets have 2 teams, Shirts and Skins. Skins, on you knees. Shirts, on my mark, unzip!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by JimC » Sun Mar 13, 2016 3:15 am

I'm sure that the founders of the KKK just after your civil war felt just the same angst as you, Collector. There's probably a medication you could take for it...
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Man, we've got a live one here folks.. :o
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Post by Rum » Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:16 am

'Cucking' the white racist's fear of big black cocks.

Pathetic.

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Post by Tero » Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:35 am

Needs more black cock statistics.

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Re: Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by laklak » Sun Mar 13, 2016 3:28 pm

I just think it's screamingly funny that you have to teach grown men how to have sex. Do you get a certificate at the end of the course? A card you carry in your wallet you can show to women at the pub? Do you get a Cunnilingus endorsement?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by Tero » Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:34 pm

It's probably meant to teach a principle not known to many newcomers: women are not property.

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Re: Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by tattuchu » Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:50 pm

laklak wrote:I just think it's screamingly funny that you have to teach grown men how to have sex. Do you get a certificate at the end of the course? A card you carry in your wallet you can show to women at the pub? Do you get a Cunnilingus endorsement?
In Durro's book about his time in Saudi Arabia working at a hospital, he describes men coming in complaining about not being able to impregnate their wives (and of course blaming it on their wives). They actually had to be shown where to put their cock. They were so used to buggering each other as lads (totally not gay, mind you) that when they finally graduated to women they hadn't a clue what to do, or that they were meant to do things differently than that to which they were accustomed, and so just carried on merrily fucking up the pooper.
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Re: Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by Rum » Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:55 pm

There's be a few less of them if they stuck to it..

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Re: Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by NineBerry » Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:25 pm

You can look at it yourself. There is also an English language version:
http://www.zanzu.de/en

You will see that the message presented is very much one of education on facts and equal rights for all sexes and sexual orientations.

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Re: Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by NineBerry » Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:48 pm

Funny that Breitbart and the other media choose to only show the illustrations where a dark skinned male has sex with a light skinned female. The illustrations on the site feature all possible combinations.

There's also this nice illustration of two males having anal sex:

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Re: Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by JimC » Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:06 pm

"They're coming over here to rape our buildings and blow up our women!" :lay:
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Re: Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by mistermack » Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:27 pm

JimC wrote:"They're coming over here to rape our buildings and blow up our women!" :lay:
That might not be so far from the truth, if they don't know which hole to stick their dicks in, in a choice of two.
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Re: Germany Decides to Teach Their Invaders How to Have Sex

Post by JimC » Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:32 pm

mistermack wrote:
JimC wrote:"They're coming over here to rape our buildings and blow up our women!" :lay:
That might not be so far from the truth, if they don't know which hole to stick their dicks in, in a choice of two.
:lol:

It is possible to have the opinion that Europe has gone too far, in terms of creating problems for themselves by not limiting their intake without posting racist nonsense as in the OP...
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