Wisconsin, the new Florida

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Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Tero » Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:32 pm

Tandem cheese thefts in Wisconsin remain unsolved mysteries
http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/tand ... 89591.html

Wisconsin jury rejects beer-battered fish as a DWI defense
http://www.twincities.com/2016/02/09/wi ... i-defense/

Cops: Girl, 9, drove for drunk parents with baby in car
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-girl-9 ... by-in-car/
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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:06 pm

No alligators through fast food windows? Amateurs.
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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by laklak » Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:16 pm

Huh. These cheeseheads are no competition.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Tero » Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:27 pm

Just see how the Floridisns fall through ice in a snowmobile! But Wisconsin has Minnesota and Michigan competition in snow mobile tragedies.

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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by laklak » Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:05 pm

Meh, snowmobiles got nothing on jetskis. We are the only True Lunatic State, we've basically the sociological equivalent of the Mississippi River, we've been draining the loonies from the entire country east of the Continental Divide for the last century. They flow downhill and south, and the looniest ones end up in the Keys.
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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Tero » Wed Feb 17, 2016 3:19 am

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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Tero » Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:29 pm

Florida women mysteriously drawn to Great Lakes states. Both states contain large numbers of women voting for Trump
http://m.wsvn.com/article.html?hash=/10 ... n-michigan

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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Tero » Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:34 pm

Florida Woman finds Wisconsin Woman's cat
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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Tero » Tue May 03, 2016 8:45 pm

2 guys on rampage shoot random cars near resort and kill 1
http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/b ... story.html

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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Tero » Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:07 am

The suspect is seen pulling over and then putting his car in reverse and crashing into the front of the patrol vehicle. The suspect then gets out of his vehicle, going toward the state trooper. Two men are also seen stopping to help the trooper gain control of the suspect.

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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Tero » Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:09 am

Thing stuck in dam. let us get bigger thing stuck in same dam!

But prior to, they had already been in the area attempting to retrieve a dinghy caught in dam, "No danger to anybody, we didn't want put our personnel in danger going to try to retrieve it until dam could be closed. So we left it."
The dinghy is what he says the boater attempted to recover, "Apparently later a pontoon, went to try to retrieve that dinghy, and was sucked into the dam itself."
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by laklak » Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:41 am

He's going to need a bigger boat.
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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Tero » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:14 pm

https://esapolitics.blogspot.com
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Tero » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:29 pm

(CNN)A Wisconsin mother teaching her teenage son to drive was shot and killed in what police say was a road-rage incident sparked by a minor car crash.

With her son driving, Tracey Smith was in the passenger seat last Friday afternoon as the two made their way to a Milwaukee clothing store, according to a criminal complaint. Smith's family said she was teaching her son to drive at the time, CNN affiliate WISN reports.
When the teen prepared to turn left from the left lane, a gold van cut in front of their car from the wrong lane, causing the teen to collide with the driver's side of the van, according to the complaint.

Smith, 46, got out of the car to check the damage and began yelling at the man driving the van, her son later told police. The van's driver said, "B****, I'll kill you," pointed a gun at her and fired, the complaint says.
"He shot me," she said, before she stumbled and fell to the ground, the complaint says.

The suspect then made a U-turn in his van and fled the scene, police said. Nearby people helped Smith into her car, and her son drove her to the hospital, where she was declared dead.
https://cnn.com/2019/09/05/us/road-rage ... index.html
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
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Our case for survival before it's too late

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Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Wisconsin, the new Florida

Post by Seabass » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:56 pm

Non-praying, primordial soup video gamers strike again! :nono:
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