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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:54 pm

Well I was not envious of the life in Queensland.
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Post by laklak » Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:08 pm

We were only a little penal colony, too. The Spaniards send a lot of crims to St. Augustine back in the 1500s.

Little known fact - the first European settlers in Florida were the French, not the Spanish. The French established the French Florida colony in 1562 and built Fort Caroline near present day Jacksonville. They were massacred by the Spanish in 1565 at Mantanzas Inlet.

We could have been French.
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:36 pm

Penile colony :hehe:
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Post by laklak » Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:40 pm

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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:24 pm

That's because of the vast numbers of old buggers there, many with younger second wives. Good pickings for heart surgeons, I'd reckon... :tea:
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Post by laklak » Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:43 am

My cardiologist and vascular surgeon are on speed-dial.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:45 am

laklak wrote:We Floridians are quite envious of Australians. Yeah we got gators, but they have salties. We got zika, they got Buruli. We're drunks, but they're drunkier. We got Mexicans, you got Aborigines.

We're Australia Lite.
You have face eating zombies, though. :sulk:
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Post by laklak » Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:55 am

That's true, we lead the Free World in face eating zombies.

Florida! Fuk YEAH!
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:57 am

We do have this guy, however. :D

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Post by laklak » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:11 am

And this bird, who IS a fucking legend.

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Post by tattuchu » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:14 am

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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:41 am

:funny: :fuckinlegend:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:07 am

Puppies rescued in raids against Queensland dog fighting rings

More than 50 dogs have been rescued and crucial evidence gathered after four Queensland properties were raided in the past week, with the RSPCA declaring "the first major breakthrough in over 10 years" against dog fighting.

The search warrants, executed by RSPCA inspectors and Queensland police, targetted two properties in Logan, one in Redland City and another in Richmond in the state's north-west.

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RSPCA spokesman Michael Beatty said a total of 56 dogs were taken from the properties, with most of the animals believed to have already been used in dog fights because they were suffering from injuries consistent with dog fighting.

A collection of evidence was also seized including treadmills, breaking sticks, phones and other paraphernalia.

Mr Beatty said the raids signified the biggest breakthrough in the battle against dog fighting in Queensland in the past decade, but no charges had yet been laid....

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:48 am

There's been a number of dogs allegedly taken around here for dog fighting.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:00 pm

Those procuring dogs for dog fighting should be dropped into a pit with a hungry American Pit Bull.
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