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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:39 pm

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The snakes are mating, and someone photoshopped to pics to make them look like one.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:42 pm

I thought that was the same in Ozland. :lol:
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Post by Hermit » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:46 pm

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Jeez, I hope that's shopped.

Nice catch, though.

But do you blokes really have cobras out and about?
It's filmed in South Africa, and it's a hoax. Also, there are no cobras native to Australia.

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Post by Forty Two » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:54 pm

Yeah, but... it's the kind of thing that is reasonably expected to be happening in Australia.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Straya!

Post by Forty Two » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:58 pm

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“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Post by Hermit » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:59 pm

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There is no secret to keep.

You see, it's you who are are upside down, and don't even notice. :hehe:

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Post by Hermit » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:01 pm

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Now, that one is real. It's a juvenile drop bear.

Cute, aye?
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Post by Forty Two » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:03 pm

I'm shocked that you would use that racist map!
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:14 pm

Forty Two wrote:
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Yeah, but... it's the kind of thing that is reasonably expected to be happening in Australia.
Lies, all lies, hoaxes, fakes and malicious gossip, that's what it is.

Just look, matey:

We have these sugar gliders,
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quokkas,
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tree kangaroos,
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and more.


Australia is cute and harmless. Harmless and cute. All of it. Except for rEvolutionist, of course, but he 's an alien. That's why we don't permit him to live in a proper Australian home!
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Post by Hermit » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:15 pm

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I'm shocked that you would use that racist map!
Racist is the only language you understand. :razzle:
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Post by Forty Two » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:32 pm

Good thing Australians speak it fluently!
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Straya!

Post by Hermit » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:49 pm

Forty Two wrote:
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Good thing Australians speak it fluently!
Too fluently, I'm sorry to say, though many of us don't.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:35 pm

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Re: Straya!

Post by tattuchu » Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:26 pm

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Re: Straya!

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:29 pm

Yeah, I thought that was great. He was probably in cosmopolitan Sydney. If he was on a train in Brisbane 10 bogans would have told him to shut his fucking hole.
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