The thread where you couldn't be bothered posting the article

[Feck]

I might since it's a large Haggis ...... it would make a great profile picture for you

I await the haggis

So do I! Since it's a proper one made from a stomach ,not some little plastic bag apology for a haggis, it will take a few hours to cook

[Clinton Huxley]

Apparently you can't import haggis into the US as it contains sheep lung. Donald Trump's position on this is unclear.

[Svartalf]

ah haggis, when I saw it in the plate, I thought it was shit, and after I tasted it, I wass sorry it wasn't.

[Clinton Huxley]

ah haggis, when I saw it in the plate, I thought it was shit, and after I tasted it, I wass sorry it wasn't.

You should stick to your ortolan.

[Svartalf]

Actually, I stick to foie gras, I can't eat ortolans anymore than frogs

[Feck]

It does not contain tortured geese,or abused baby calves , tiny rare songbirds, amphibians or gastropods, it is also not served covered with any glutinous white slime, diners are not requested to hide their faces in shame while eating it and it does not contain CELERY .
I'm not surprised it's mocked by the effete.

[Svartalf]

the geese are not tortured, as advantage is taken of their natural fattening processes and the feeding frenzy that accompanies them. nor does it contain the celery you abomine either

[Feck]

When their food is placed in a big bucket and they chose to eat it you can claim that is only taking advantage of their instincts (although I've known Heroin dealers with more morals ! ) I've not however known many drug dealers who resorted to funnels.... now for your next trick I expect you to justify crating veal calves ..
Please stick to snails, garlic and capitulating

[pErvinalia]

They've got to be kidding!! Hur hur...

[Rum]

It says here that one in seven!

[pErvinalia]

Wot?

[JimC]

...will say wot? when they are puzzled...

[pErvinalia]

Huh?

[JimC]

[pErvinalia]

The Dawk had a stroke. Only a minor one apparently.