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Cat smeared with dog poo in Swindon attack

Post by cronus » Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:08 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-35141117

Cat smeared with dog poo in Swindon attack

Police are investigating after a pet cat was held down and smeared with dog poo by a man in Swindon.

They were alerted by owner Hannah Bissell after she saw her cat Cinnamon being attacked by a man outside her house in Twineham Road on 12 December.
The four-year-old cat suffered scrapes to the body in the attack and had to be checked by a vet.
Ms Bissell described it as "a shocking incident" that she "wouldn't wish on anybody".

"Whoever did it is not in the right frame of mind and it does make you wonder what else they're capable of," she added.

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Post by Strontium Dog » Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:11 pm

In before smelly pussy joke.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:29 am

[over the top indignation] I hope they catch this grub and lock him away for a very long time. Not before me and me mates get to bash him first, though! [/over the top indignation]
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Post by mistermack » Sun Dec 20, 2015 11:02 am

Maybe the cat's been shitting on his vegetable garden, and he finally blew his top, and gave it some of it's own medicine?

I have to admit, whenever I see a dog walker not picking up the dogshit, I feel like doing exactly the same thing to them.
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Post by Sælir » Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:51 pm

Who actually thinks of doing something like that? :ask:

Who thinks "Next time that bloody cat comes into my garden and shits/pees/whatever I will smear dog poo on him! That'll serve him right!"

But it is definitely hilarious! :hehe:
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Post by rasetsu » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:01 pm

Oh my word. What an outrageously disturbed individual. "And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you durned kids!"

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Post by Sælir » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:05 pm

rasetsu wrote:Oh my word. What an outrageously disturbed individual. "And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you durned kids!"
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:06 pm

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Post by JimC » Sat Jul 02, 2016 10:03 pm

Poor smelly pussy... :(
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Post by Strontium Dog » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:52 am

Strontium Dog wrote:In before smelly pussy joke.
Told you.
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Post by JimC » Sun Jul 03, 2016 6:01 am

As a cat lover, I was purely exhibiting my concern about the feline in question, not making a smutty joke... :dq:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:21 am

They wiped from back to front and got shit on their pussy! :nono:
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Jul 03, 2016 12:00 pm

Why are cats allowed to roam? You dont let dogs roam? Or pet snakes.

This arrogance of cat owners really annoys me. They dont belong in our cities but song birds do.
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Post by Hermit » Sun Jul 03, 2016 12:21 pm

It's not easy to prevent cats from roaming.



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