CERN finds hints of 'entirely new' particle!

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CERN finds hints of 'entirely new' particle!

Post by Jason » Wed Dec 16, 2015 4:47 pm

Supercharged LHC finds hints of entirely new particle

Two separate teams of physicists working with the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland have identified signs of a new fundamental particle of nature. While hypotheses abound as to what exactly this particle could be - if it exists at all - the most popular opinion seems to be that it's a heavier version of the Higgs boson, the particle that explains why other particles have mass.

"I don’t think there is anyone around who thinks this is conclusive," one of the researchers, Kyle Cranmer from New York University, told The New York Times. "But it would be huge if true."

After a hiatus of more than two years, the LHC was fired up again in June to continue smashing particles together - this time at record-breaking energy levels of around 13 trillion electron volts. (In case you’re wondering, an electron volt is a unit of energy equal to approximately 1.602×10-19 joules, and 6.5 trillion electron volts is twice the energy level used to detect the Higgs boson for the first time in 2012.)

Since then, both the CMS and ATLAS detectors at the LHC have recorded a spike in activity at a particular energy level, corresponding to around 750 giga electronvolts (GeV) - or roughly 750 billion electron volts.

Found hidden in the debris of proton-proton collisions, this unexplained signal could be the sign of a new particle that resembles the Higgs boson, only it’d be around 12 times heavier, with a mass of 1,500 GeV.

http://www.sciencealert.com/supercharge ... mitstart=1
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Re: CERN finds hints of 'entirely new' particle!

Post by cronus » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:03 pm

Doesn't surprise me. Einstein as been wrong ever since he admitted it. That makes me right now...

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Post by JimC » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:17 am

Don't anyone tell Seth, he might cry... :biggrin:
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JimC wrote:Don't anyone tell Seth, he might cry... :biggrin:
I think they should name it "Pandorium."
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:50 am

I think they're nth dimension massive gravitons that are ready to pour into our dimension through a micro black hole and eat us all up. This madness (science) must be stopped! The Amish have got it right.
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:09 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:I think they're nth dimension massive gravitons that are ready to pour into our dimension through a micro black hole and eat us all up. This madness (science) must be stopped! The Amish have got it right.
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Post by Seth » Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:15 pm

Seth wrote:
JimC wrote:Don't anyone tell Seth, he might cry... :biggrin:
I think they should name it "Pandorium."
The singular might be "Pandoron."
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:54 pm

JimC wrote:Don't anyone tell Seth, he might cry... :biggrin:
:biggrin:

And I nominate "moronium".
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