Millionaire businessman cleared of rape because he ‘accident

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Millionaire businessman cleared of rape because he ‘accidentally penetrated victim’




Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/16/millionai ... z3uU2jZMS2

[Tero]

You pay off the witness or the court. But an ingenious defense: I had semen in my hand. Or penis. I was messy and did not take a shower.

[Jason]

Seems legit.

[pErvinalia]

Tripped over and his dick went up her. Can't remember the movie name...

[mistermack]

Sounds like they were on the game anyway. The jury were having none of it, and they heard the whole story.
Millionaires beware. He should have had a covert video camera running.

[Jason]

It's not prostitution if you're filming a porno.

[JimC]

"Your honour, that damn thing has a mind of its own..."

[Hermit]

Seems legit.

About as convincing as the Vicar's story about how that potato got jammed up his arse. He told hospital staff that he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to the potato.

[mistermack]

It's not prostitution if you're filming a porno.

True. It's art. But they get paid for fucking. Isn't that prostitution? But isn't marriage prostitution too, in lots of cases? And what if they film married couples fucking, and pay them. Is that prostitution?

It's not all black and white.

Sometimes it's white on asian. Or asian on white. Or man on pig.

Oh no, that's our Prime Minister and first Lord of the Treasury. The Right Honourable David Cameron.