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I feel dirty

Post by Svartalf » Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:03 pm

I just voted for a party I reprove of in order to bar the way to an even less acceptable one, I need to get cleansed of that taint now.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:09 pm

Lesser of two evils. It's a bastard.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:10 pm

Also, I feel dirty, because I haven't showered in days...
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Jason » Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:21 pm

You voted FN? :ask:

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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Svartalf » Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:55 pm

Śiva wrote:You voted FN? :ask:
Certainly not... I may have voted for them when old Jean Marie was at the helm, he's funny and not dangerous at all, but the new FN directed by his daughter, they are dangerous lunatics with a few good ideas and a lot of very bad ones, their economic doctrines in particular would reduce us to third world status before Greece arrives there if they got any opportunity to implement them.

No, I voted for a classical party, but one I still despise
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Post by cronus » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:05 pm

Have you considered self-flagellation? Usually does the trick with issues of inner impurity. Use a bike chain. Four lashes to the left and four to the right. With politics do that morning and night for two weeks, you'll feel better.
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by tattuchu » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:08 pm

Clean your taint of that taint :prof:
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Svartalf » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:10 pm

Scumple wrote:Have you considered self-flagellation? Usually does the trick with issues of inner impurity. Use a bike chain. Four lashes to the left and four to the right. With politics do that morning and night for two weeks, you'll feel better.
I have not, but I'm considering wanking
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Tero » Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:34 pm

You could have sex with a guy. It's dirtier!

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Post by Rum » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:08 pm

But the FN will turn back the Islamic tide!

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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Svartalf » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:35 pm

Sure... and turn us into a third world police state in the process, I think I'll take that ayrabs, the cure is worse than the ill.
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Svartalf » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:36 pm

Tero wrote:You could have sex with a guy. It's dirtier!
If you know a nice girl called Guy, I'll have sex with that, but I'm not into shagging (or being shagged by) men.
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Tero » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:08 pm

Er, there is a very nice girl named Gai at my tire shop. She does the office work. I'm sure she has a guy, though. A BIG guy.

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Re: I feel dirty

Post by Seth » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:22 pm

Svartalf wrote:I just voted for a party I reprove of in order to bar the way to an even less acceptable one, I need to get cleansed of that taint now.
Oh just get over it for cripe's sake, politics has pretty much always been about choosing the lesser of several evils because the nature of government is that it is inherently evil even as it is inherently a necessary evil.

I haven't voted for anyone I liked since Reagan, and even he was no saint.
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Re: I feel dirty

Post by JimC » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:51 pm

Seth wrote:

...Reagan, and even he was no saint....
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