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Fucking white male cyclist cunts.

Post by DaveDodo007 » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:50 pm

Not fucking up the environment with with their white healthy lifestyle. Put them in fucking camps I say, fucking do gooders.

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Post by JimC » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:53 pm

Dave is having a go at men rather than women! The end times are here! :shock:

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Post by DaveDodo007 » Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:31 pm

Christ this place is moribund and even JimC has to resort to equivocation. :ddpan:
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Post by JimC » Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:35 pm

I don't equivocate any more - someone told me it would put hairs on my palms and make me go blind... :shifty:
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Post by laklak » Thu Oct 15, 2015 3:55 am

I sometimes almost never occasionally equivocate.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Svartalf » Thu Oct 15, 2015 6:06 am

cyclists are cunts and a public hazard, what's new?
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Post by Rum » Thu Oct 15, 2015 7:02 am

Unfortunate picture use in the link. Two of the cyclists in their picture were women..

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Post by mistermack » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:03 pm

"Why are London cyclists so white, male and middle-class?"

Because they are going to work.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:30 pm

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Post by Drewish » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:04 am

I don't click tiny url links anymore. So I'm going to assume this thread is about pudding and say that I am a fan, though I can't recall the last time I had any.
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Post by DaveDodo007 » Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:15 am

Drewish wrote:I don't click tiny url links anymore. So I'm going to assume this thread is about pudding and say that I am a fan, though I can't recall the last time I had any.
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Post by Rum » Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:00 am

There are more bikes than cars in Amsterdam (which I visited last month). The city is designed for them, with cycle paths everywhere, bike traffic control lanes and lights and places to park. There are 40,000 cycle park spaces at their 'Central Station' railway station.

The buggers still cycle the wrong way up cycle paths and ignore lights! Almost got hit several times! Bastards!

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Post by devogue » Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:17 am

I just don't understand why they have to dress up as if they are competing in the Tour de France.

If they cycled on choppers, penny farthings or BMXs and wore boaters and stripey blazers they would at least add some charm to the day and subtract a lot of twatwaffilism.

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Post by Hermit » Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:47 am

devogue wrote:I just don't understand why they have to dress up as if they are competing in the Tour de France.
Poseurs. In places where getting around on bushbikes is more a way of everyday life than a political or fashion statement, they don't bother. Have a look at this lot:



And when 60% of the population does not even own a car bikes get adapted for a lot more tasks than merely getting your bum from A to B.

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Re: Fucking white male cyclist cunts.

Post by mistermack » Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:57 am

Talking about getting your bum from A to B, the saddle is the biggest deterrent to riding a bike for me.
My bike has got full suspension, and even then, an ordinary saddle gives me a pain in the arse.

I have swapped my bike saddle for a moped seat. What a difference !
I'm happy to pay a little in ergonomics for a massive increase in comfort.

Having said that, I did see some pretty huge proper bike seats, in Wilco yesterday. It's the first time I've seen anything sensible on sale.
They were twenty quid though, and my moped seat is bigger and softer still, so I didn't buy one.
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