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Church of Bacon sees rush of new members after free wedding offer
Membership of the United Church of Bacon, whose motto is ‘Because Bacon is real’, has trebled in the past three months to just over 12,000.
Meat lovers are flocking to the religion which is now offering weddings, funerals and baptisms for free.
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Church of Bacon sees rush of new members after free wedding
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Church of Bacon sees rush of new members after free wedding
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I foresee splits happening, when they try to decide the status of pork scratchings and Frazzles.
Is it symbolic, or is it worshipping an image?
Is it symbolic, or is it worshipping an image?
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Streaky or back? Smoked or green? Anybody brings some of that fucking turkey bacon and we'll nail them up.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I bet the church leadership has its snouts in the trough... 
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Re: Church of Bacon sees rush of new members after free wedd
Splitter!laklak wrote:Streaky or back? Smoked or green? Anybody brings some of that fucking turkey bacon and we'll nail them up.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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