Islam, the religion of peace...

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Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by Seth » Sun May 31, 2015 2:33 am

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Re: Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by jaydot » Sun May 31, 2015 4:24 am

the fuzz should let them kick ten bells of shit out of each other and pick up the pieces when they're done.
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Post by laklak » Sun May 31, 2015 4:38 am

Just leave the bits lying about. Something will eventually eat them.
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Post by mistermack » Sun May 31, 2015 8:48 am

If only they'd all been carrying guns, things would have calmed down.
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Post by Seth » Sun May 31, 2015 4:59 pm

jaydot wrote:the fuzz should let them kick ten bells of shit out of each other and pick up the pieces when they're done.
That was my FTO's advice. He was a rookie with the NYPD in Hell's Kitchen and he responded to a bar fight by bursting in the door and shouting "What the hell is going on here!" Next thing he knew, he told me, he was lying on his back looking up at his FTO, who grinned and asked him, "Did you learn anything?" He passed that along to me and I followed his example of approaching the bar, looking and listening, carefully pushing open the door with my nightstick, entering while checking my six and loudly saying to the combatants, "I get the winner."

Worked like a charm my whole career.

When I worked as an EMT in a hospital ER, we always used to see the bar-fight winners. They usually got a cast because they broke bones in their hand.
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Post by Seth » Sun May 31, 2015 5:00 pm

mistermack wrote:If only they'd all been carrying guns, things would have calmed down.
Indeed. Quiet as a tomb. And that's not a bad thing when Muslims are involved. Surround the place with a wide perimeter and wait for one of them to set off his suicide vest and then sift the ashes.
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Re: Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by mistermack » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:35 am

Seth wrote:
jaydot wrote:the fuzz should let them kick ten bells of shit out of each other and pick up the pieces when they're done.
That was my FTO's advice. He was a rookie with the NYPD in Hell's Kitchen and he responded to a bar fight by bursting in the door and shouting "What the hell is going on here!" Next thing he knew, he told me, he was lying on his back looking up at his FTO, who grinned and asked him, "Did you learn anything?" He passed that along to me and I followed his example of approaching the bar, looking and listening, carefully pushing open the door with my nightstick, entering while checking my six and loudly saying to the combatants, "I get the winner."

Worked like a charm my whole career.

When I worked as an EMT in a hospital ER, we always used to see the bar-fight winners. They usually got a cast because they broke bones in their hand.
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Re: Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by Hermit » Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:15 am

Does anyone else have difficulties envisaging an obese man with 20/400 vision that plagued him with having to wear Coke-bottle glasses for most of his life having a career in a police force? I can only envisage him as a lowly paid employee of a privately owned and run security services firm standing guard outside some shop that this business has a contract with, or doing the rounds of some establishment like a university or factory, checking that none of its doors have been broken into. Or perhaps he is just letting his imagination run wild, secure in the knowledge that his jealously guarded anonymity that his flights of fancy will ever be discovered for what they are.

Then again, he does live in the USA. Who knows what level the thousands of official state and county law enforcement bodies stoop to in order to stay within the budgets allocated by their respective libertarian minded funders when they seek to recruit a sufficient number of grunts.
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Re: Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by mistermack » Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:14 pm

When you sign yourself as a troll, it covers you for any lie you care to post.
I don't believe any of Seth's posts to be either factual or sincere. They could be anything.

That last post came across as typical internet bullshit daydream.

Whether it's lies or truth doesn't matter. He comes across as a dick either way.
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Re: Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by laklak » Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:18 pm

Ain't nothing more peaceful than a dead man. Except for a big pile of dead men. Just sayin.
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Re: Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by Seth » Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:24 pm

Hermit wrote:Does anyone else have difficulties envisaging an obese man with 20/400 vision that plagued him with having to wear Coke-bottle glasses for most of his life having a career in a police force? I can only envisage him as a lowly paid employee of a privately owned and run security services firm standing guard outside some shop that this business has a contract with, or doing the rounds of some establishment like a university or factory, checking that none of its doors have been broken into. Or perhaps he is just letting his imagination run wild, secure in the knowledge that his jealously guarded anonymity that his flights of fancy will ever be discovered for what they are.

Then again, he does live in the USA. Who knows what level the thousands of official state and county law enforcement bodies stoop to in order to stay within the budgets allocated by their respective libertarian minded funders when they seek to recruit a sufficient number of grunts.
What you envisage only shows the poverty of your intellect, as does the rather pointless ad hom personal attack. Your's too MM.
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Re: Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by mistermack » Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:39 pm

Seth wrote: What you envisage only shows the poverty of your intellect, as does the rather pointless ad hom personal attack. Your's too MM.
Wrong.
Ad troll. Not ad hom. :prof:
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Re: Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by tattuchu » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:58 pm

I'd rather see a religion of peas. That's a religion I could get excited about.
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Re: Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by jaydot » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:36 pm

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Re: Islam, the religion of peace...

Post by Seth » Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:26 pm

Well said.
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