Katie Hopkins calls Charlotte Church a ‘fat, Welsh Russell B

[cronus]

http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celeb ... 53293.html

Katie Hopkins calls Charlotte Church a ‘fat, Welsh Russell Brand’

Katie Hopkins has dubbed Charlotte Church a ‘fat, Welsh Russell Brand’ after the singer challenged her to a boxing match.

The former Celebrity Big Brother star continued her row with the singer by blasting her in her latest Sun column, following her participation in an anti-Conservative rally last week.

She wrote: “She took to a loudspeaker to tell other Welsh people how mad she was, while chugging Greggs’ steak slice sideways in her rage – a fat, Welsh Russell Brand.”

Hopkins added: “I have never been a big fan of chubster Charlotte Church. Voice of an Angel? Mouth of a gutter wench.”

The 40-year-old went on to accept Church’s offer of a physical fight, claiming that she would win hands-down.

She wrote: “Come on Charlotte, let’s see who’s tougher. While you were eating sausage rolls in between songs, I was graduating from Sandhurst and running 800m in the army.

“Despite being in a different weight division, I still reckon I could knock that gurn off your face.”

(continued, ladies mud fight?)

[pErvinalia]

I hope she accidentally kills Hopkins

[laklak]

I find Charlotte Church quite a tasty little morsel. Not too skinny and a nice rack. I'd do her.

[pErvinalia]

Heading off to google images right now...

[laklak]

SO? Thumbs up? Thumbs down? Thumbs in up to the last knuckle?

[mistermack]

If you've got no talent of your own, you can get your name in print by slagging off those who do have a bit.

People who write for the sun newspaper need to be in the news, in whatever desperate way that they can manage. Hopkins seems to trade on being a ''celebrity'' without actually being a celebrity. Church should have completely ignored her.

But maybe she needs a bit of publicity too, these days.

[cronus]

If you've got no talent of your own, you can get your name in print by slagging off those who do have a bit.

People who write for the sun newspaper need to be in the news, in whatever desperate way that they can manage. Hopkins seems to trade on being a ''celebrity'' without actually being a celebrity. Church should have completely ignored her.

But maybe she needs a bit of publicity too, these days.

Hopkins is too extreme. Must be playing devils advocate. No one on this Earth is that far gone.

[mistermack]

If you've got no talent of your own, you can get your name in print by slagging off those who do have a bit.

People who write for the sun newspaper need to be in the news, in whatever desperate way that they can manage. Hopkins seems to trade on being a ''celebrity'' without actually being a celebrity. Church should have completely ignored her.

But maybe she needs a bit of publicity too, these days.

Hopkins is too extreme. Must be playing devils advocate. No one on this Earth is that far gone.

I've never heard of her. I looked her up, and she appears to be a complete non-entity.
That's the quality you get, when you buy the Sun.

[cronus]

If you've got no talent of your own, you can get your name in print by slagging off those who do have a bit.

People who write for the sun newspaper need to be in the news, in whatever desperate way that they can manage. Hopkins seems to trade on being a ''celebrity'' without actually being a celebrity. Church should have completely ignored her.

But maybe she needs a bit of publicity too, these days.

Hopkins is too extreme. Must be playing devils advocate. No one on this Earth is that far gone.

I've never heard of her. I looked her up, and she appears to be a complete non-entity.
That's the quality you get, when you buy the Sun.

Most people are non-entities. It is whether they are in the eternal spotlight that matters. Five minutes of fame and all.

[mistermack]

Is ''Russel Brand'' the new polite word for cunt?

[Svartalf]

looks like

[klr]

http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celeb ... 53293.html

Katie Hopkins calls Charlotte Church a ‘fat, Welsh Russell Brand’

Katie Hopkins has dubbed Charlotte Church a ‘fat, Welsh Russell Brand’ after the singer challenged her to a boxing match.

The former Celebrity Big Brother star continued her row with the singer by blasting her in her latest Sun column, following her participation in an anti-Conservative rally last week.

She wrote: “She took to a loudspeaker to tell other Welsh people how mad she was, while chugging Greggs’ steak slice sideways in her rage – a fat, Welsh Russell Brand.”

Hopkins added: “I have never been a big fan of chubster Charlotte Church. Voice of an Angel? Mouth of a gutter wench.”

The 40-year-old went on to accept Church’s offer of a physical fight, claiming that she would win hands-down.

She wrote: “Come on Charlotte, let’s see who’s tougher. While you were eating sausage rolls in between songs, I was graduating from Sandhurst and running 800m in the army.

“Despite being in a different weight division, I still reckon I could knock that gurn off your face.”

(continued, ladies mud fight?)

Isn't "former Celebrity Big Brother star" an oxymoron?

[piscator]

Is ''Russel Brand'' the new polite word for cunt?

It's not polite to call someone a cunt?

[Calilasseia]

Of course, Charlotte Church could retire on the proceeds of selling the TV rights to the match, regardless of the outcome. Though I suspect if it ever happens, something like 30 million people will be hoping Church gives Katie Hopkins' fat mouth the mother of all poundings. Though it would probably improve the look of Hopkins' face if she did.