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I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 11, 2015 7:11 pm

13% of them believe Noah's wife was Joan of Arc
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Ian » Mon May 11, 2015 7:16 pm

Only 13%? I'd take that as a sign of progress. :awesome:
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by tattuchu » Mon May 11, 2015 7:32 pm

Wait, hang on, you mean it's not :ask: :think:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 11, 2015 7:35 pm

Noah's wife is not named in the bible, as you'd know if you'd read it, or the followed my link.
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by tattuchu » Mon May 11, 2015 8:06 pm

Next yer gonna say Grandma Moses isn't really Moses's grandma :ddpan:
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Tero » Mon May 11, 2015 9:09 pm

Why were the desciples so dumb? They were almost designed to be Monty Python chatacters.
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon May 11, 2015 9:56 pm

Svartalf wrote:Noah's wife is not named in the bible, as you'd know if you'd read it, or the followed my link.
Mrs. Moses was the Aimee Osbourne of the Old Testament. They offered her full accreditation and a percentage deal but she felt it was beneath her dignity, preferring to remain in the wings. :tea:
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by JimC » Mon May 11, 2015 11:04 pm

Well, a pubic wig is a fairly silly idea, I agree...
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Post by Seth » Tue May 12, 2015 12:05 am

Spelling error....It's Joan of Ark.
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Post by JimC » Tue May 12, 2015 1:23 am

:lol:

I'll pay that one, Seth...
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by laklak » Tue May 12, 2015 2:16 am

She was just embarrassed to be married to a 600 year old geezer.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by piscator » Tue May 12, 2015 3:41 am

Haha! 13% don't know how Arkansas got its name!! :funny:
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by JimC » Tue May 12, 2015 4:19 am

Or why the fuck it's pronounced so weirdly...
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by cronus » Tue May 12, 2015 4:31 am

Same everywhere. If there is a lighter 8th on the IQ curve there'll be a denser 8th also. America is not alone in the idjut dept. And then there are the cynics.
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 12, 2015 6:34 am

Tero wrote:Why were the desciples so dumb? They were almost designed to be Monty Python chatacters.
It's Jewish humour
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