Alabama now appoints lawyers to fetuses

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Alabama now appoints lawyers to fetuses

Post by tattuchu » Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:31 pm

...while not providing court appointed attorneys to actual people. Daily show does a funny bit about it:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/1 ... 84174.html

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/
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Re: Alabama now appoints lawyers to fetuses

Post by Hermit » Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:43 pm

The Daily Show is not available in my country. :cry:
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Re: Alabama now appoints lawyers to fetuses

Post by mistermack » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:03 am

Maybe the women could hit back, by appointing lawyers for their fannies?

They could apply for an eviction order.
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Post by tattuchu » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:16 am

mistermack wrote:Maybe the women could hit back, by appointing lawyers for their fannies?

They could apply for an eviction order.
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Post by rachelbean » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:09 pm

Hermit wrote:The Daily Show is not available in my country. :cry:
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Re: Alabama now appoints lawyers to fetuses

Post by rainbow » Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:34 pm

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Post by Hermit » Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:49 pm

rachelbean wrote:
Hermit wrote:The Daily Show is not available in my country. :cry:
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Ha! Stewart's site really thought I was in the US.

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Post by rachelbean » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:48 pm

No problem, it's a very handy extension :mrgreen:

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Post by JimC » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:18 pm

rachelbean wrote:No problem, it's a very handy extension :mrgreen:
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Re: Alabama now appoints lawyers to fetuses

Post by tattuchu » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:26 pm

rachelbean wrote:No problem, it's a very handy extension :mrgreen:
Why does every post have to be about Pappa :cry:
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Re: Alabama now appoints lawyers to fetuses

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:56 pm

tattuchu wrote:
rachelbean wrote:No problem, it's a very handy extension :mrgreen:
Why does every post have to be about Pappa :cry:
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