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Alcohol fuelled riots at darts match in Melbourne

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:57 am

What is it with people from Melbourne and their consumption of alcohol? :nono:
Darts competition at Etihad Stadium erupts into violence

An international darts tournament was disrupted by a crowd throwing chairs and tables at Etihad stadium

An international darts tournament at Etihad Stadium erupted into chaos on Saturday evening when crowd members began throwing plastic chairs and tables.

One eyewitness said he travelled to Melbourne from Sydney especially to attend the Darts Invitational Challenge and was shocked and disgusted at the rowdy behaviour.

"It was an absolute mess, drunken idiots that were getting bored and looking for a bit of excitement."

He said people were jumping on the tables until they broke in half and some were body slamming other crowd members.

Security guards tried and failed to defuse the situation, before dozens of riot police entered the stadium.

"It was like a proper riot mentality. The security guards couldn't get a handle on it, it was a real uphill battle for them."

The final of the tournament was temporarily delayed due to the situation.

The eyewitness said when it eventually concluded, the winner - the world number one Michael van Gerwen - seemed unimpressed.

"The look on his face after he won, it was a look not of victory, but one of pure disgust," he said.

"I've never seen anything like it. It wasn't good for the sport, it wasn't good for the city's image. I thought it was terrible."

Etihad Stadium communications manager Bill Lane said about 40 fans were ejected from the stadium after the violence erupted about 9pm and three people were treated by paramedics for minor injuries.

He said 70 security guards were on duty on Saturday night.

"The night started really well but unfortunately a small minority did behave poorly," he said.

"There'll be a major debrief and we are talking with police and our own security contractor. We won't shy away from what happened and invariably we learn something from every event."

Mr Lane said the venue had an alcohol-management plan in place and was only serving mid-strength beer.

The bar was closed down at the first sign of trouble, he said.

About 40 police were brought in to help restore order.

Crowd member Tim Berzins said there was definitely not enough security at the event.

"Etihad management certainly need to learn from that. It didn't reflect well on the general public of Australia."

Twitter users in the crowd expressed their disappointment.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:07 am

I'm assuming this is from a satire site. What kind of weird city would host a darts tournament at a football stadium?
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Post by piscator » Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:09 am

Maybe it was lawn darts?

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Post by JimC » Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:31 am

Melbourne is filled with piss-pots and hooligans!
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:55 am

It's no better or worse than any other Australian city.
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Post by JimC » Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:15 am

All Australian cities are full of piss-pots and hooligans!
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Re: Alcohol fuelled riots at darts match in Melbourne

Post by klr » Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:59 pm

Darts and booze go hand in hand. Literally. Memories are flooding back of Jocky Wilson with his darts in one hand, a pint in the other, and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. The patron saint of darts. :lol:
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Re: Alcohol fuelled riots at darts match in Melbourne

Post by mistermack » Mon Jan 12, 2015 2:19 pm

JimC wrote:All Australian cities are full of piss-pots and hooligans!
Round em up with helicopters, and deal with them at a kangaroo court. Hit them in the tucker bag, where it hurts.
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