Archbishop of Canterbury tested for Ebola

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Archbishop of Canterbury tested for Ebola

Post by cronus » Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:50 pm

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Archbishop of Canterbury tested for Ebola

The Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby who abandoned his Christmas sermon today has been ‘checked out’ for Ebola after visiting Sierra Leone.

His officials said he was suffering from a ‘heavy cold’.

Dr Welby spent three hours last week in Sierra Leone where he visited children affected by Ebola and delivered a sermon in the capital Freetown.

Lambeth Palace confirmed that Dr Welby has been fully checked out by Public Health England.

His spokeswoman said: “He has been fully checked out. He was suffering for a head cold before going to Sierra Leone. He’s been trying to shake it off for a couple of weeks.”

The spokeswoman stated ‘categorically’ that Archbishop Welby was not suffering from Ebola.



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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:56 pm

Shouldn't God have sorted all this stuff out? What's he need medical science for?
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Re: Archbishop of Canterbury tested for Ebola

Post by cronus » Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:04 pm

If it was only theologians deluded we'd stand a chance.... :nono:

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Post by JimC » Sat Dec 27, 2014 5:15 am

He needs to be quickly put down. A mercy killing, really...
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Re: Archbishop of Canterbury tested for Ebola

Post by Hermit » Sat Dec 27, 2014 5:32 am

Doctor Welby, huh? Couldn't he have checked himself out?

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Post by mistermack » Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:37 pm

JimC wrote:He needs to be quickly put down. A mercy killing, really...
He's got pneumonia now.
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Post by piscator » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:24 am

Put him down!

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:36 pm

piscator wrote:Put him down!
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