Zambia has a white president

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Zambia has a white president

Post by rainbow » Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:11 pm

Just heard.
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Re: Zambia has a white president

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:24 pm

Acting President:-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Scott
After Michael Sata's death on October 28, 2014, Scott became acting President of Zambia. The constitution of Zambia requires a new election within 90 days to permanently fill the office. It was noted that he was the first white President in Africa since the last apartheid-era State President of South Africa, F. W. De Klerk.

The Zambian constitution requires for Presidential candidates to be at least third-generation Zambians, thus Scott is ineligible for the forthcoming election.
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Post by JimC » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:01 pm

Maybe he should start using a really dark tanning cream...
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:24 pm

I am available for children's parties and governor-generalships.

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Post by klr » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:26 pm

Just like old times. Northern Rhodesia, anyone?
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Oct 30, 2014 6:25 am

Mugabe should invade.
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Post by Dries van Tonder » Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:24 pm

:prof: I was quite flabbergasted some time ago when I learned about him.
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Re: Zambia has a white president

Post by rainbow » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:20 am

Dries van Tonder wrote::prof: I was quite flabbergasted some time ago when I learned about him.
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Re: Zambia has a white president

Post by Dries van Tonder » Fri Oct 31, 2014 4:30 pm

rainbow wrote:
Dries van Tonder wrote::prof: I was quite flabbergasted some time ago when I learned about him.
Eish Dries! Where have you been?

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