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What Did These Guys Need That They Didn't Have?

Post by piscator » Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:43 pm

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KODIAK -

Three hunters were rescued Sunday from dangerous weather conditions at Windy Lake near Kodiak, according to the U.S. Coast Guard.
Watchstanders from the 17th District Command Center in Juneau received a request for assistance from Sea Hawk Air and Alaska State Troopers when weather conditions at the hunters' campsite became dangerous.

The tents the men were camping in were blown away by 30 to 40 mile per hour winds Saturday night, causing concerns of hypothermia.

The Coast Guard’s MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter crew from Air Station Kodiak launched from Kodiak and managed to land near the men. They were safely transported back to the air station where each were examined by waiting emergency medical personnel.

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Post by klr » Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:52 pm

The good sense to stay away from the wilds of Alaska when the weather forecast was probably bad.

Must be bear season :stanley:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:34 am

Bigger tent pegs?
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Post by laklak » Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:24 am

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Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by JimC » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:02 am

Hordes of great big naked women!
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Post by mistermack » Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:21 pm

30 to 40 mph winds?
That's technically breezes, not winds.

Maybe it blew their bbq out, and they were in danger of missing a meal.
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Post by Seth » Tue Sep 16, 2014 7:23 pm

....bearskins....
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Post by Strontium Dog » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:33 pm

If they had a gun, they could have shot a tauntaun and snuggled in its corpse.
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Post by piscator » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:37 pm

Seth wrote:....bearskins....


In wildlife rarity, 'supermom' grizzly sow adopts yearling in Katmai

Abandoned by his mother and seemingly left for dead, a yearling grizzly bear cub at Katmai National Park and Preserve has been adopted by another female bear in a turn of events that seems more like it belongs in a Disney movie than in the wild.

A young bear once feared lost is alive and flourishing thanks to the efforts of a sow named Holly.

Rangers describe Holly as a supermom, even if she doesn't drive a minivan or attend to soccer practice. She is simply a Katmai brown bear between 18 and 20 years old adept at raising young bears. She gave birth to a single cub this spring in a land where bears often give birth to two or three to guard against what is the almost inevitable loss of one or more before they are weaned.

Holly, in an act of rarely witnessed bear love, appears headed toward hibernation with the adopted cub and her own cub in tow.

"It is fascinating to watch," said Troy Hamon, chief of management and science at Katmai. Park employees know of only one other similar situation, "years ago" on Kodiak Island.

Holly is officially known as brown bear 435. She is described as a sometimes "nervous mother'' known for taking her cubs into trees for protection and nursing a yearling with a broken leg back to health. But she topped that this year when she fed the male yearling along with her own 9-month-old biological cub, whose gender is as yet unknown.

"Anytime the sow has cubs, it is a strain on her system and having to feed them, nurse them or share food with them could drag her health down, and it's possible they won't make it through the winter," said Roy Wood, Katmai's chief of interpretation.
But Wood also said it could be a good move on the sow's part. The yearling will give Holly and her cub another warm body to den with, which might increase their chance of surviving the winter.

The adopted cub is estimated to be about 21 months old. He was the one of three cubs born to sow 402 last spring. By the end of summer 2013, 402 had lost one cub, possibly killed by another bear. Mature bears often kill the cubs of other bears in the wild. When 402 returned this year, she had only one cub with her, the one she later abandoned.

Rangers thought the abandonment might be temporary. Wood said the first separation came July 1, but 402 and the yearling reunited before the day was over. "You know, we thought 'all was well. She won't let that happen again,' but then a very dominant bear began courting her at the (Brooks) falls."

Brown bears go through "somewhat predictable cycles," park biologists say. Sows usually stick with cubs for two to three summers and den with them one last time before pushing them away in the spring. While they care for their cubs, they nurse, which typically prevents them from going into estrus.

And although 402 shouldn't have been in estrus, a potential opportunity for breeding seems to be one of the only explanations for the dominant male bear, the unnamed 856, to find her interesting. After about two weeks of not nursing in summer, Wood noted, the mother will go into estrus.

After the yearling's mom dumped him to run off with a male bear, the yearling began spending nearly 24 hours at a time alone in a tree by Brooks Falls. Sometimes his mother would come past, but eventually even that contact ended.

"He would come out of the tree, wander around and then go back into the tree to get away from the falls, where all of the big, scary bears are."

By the end of July though, he'd come out of the tree and was spotted at Margot Creek, about 10 miles from the falls, trying to fish. Oddly enough, Holly was with him. It was the first sign that the yearling had formed a relationship with Holly. Wood laughed and added that the young bear did catch a fish, but he believes it was dead or near death.

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Post by piscator » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:33 pm

Self-efficacy refers to an individual's belief in his or her capacity to execute behaviors necessary to produce specific performance attainments (Bandura, 1977, 1986, 1997). Self-efficacy reflects confidence in the ability to exert control over one's own motivation, behavior, and social environment. These cognitive self-evaluations influence all manner of human experience, including the goals for which people strive, the amount of energy expended toward goal achievement, and likelihood of attaining particular levels of behavioral performance. Unlike traditional psychological constructs, self-efficacy beliefs are hypothesized to vary depending on the domain of functioning and circumstances surrounding the occurrence of behavior.

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Re: What Did These Guys Need That They Didn't Have?

Post by mistermack » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:11 pm

piscator wrote: In wildlife rarity, 'supermom' grizzly sow adopts yearling in Katmai[/b][/size]
That's nowhere near as rare as you might think. I recall one case where a black bear mother with cubs of her own acquired TWO extra cubs. They obviously have a strong mothering instinct, while they have cubs. That's why they are so dangerous when cubs are around.
But the mothering instinct comes into conflict with the instinct to mate, and sometimes leads to abandonment of cubs.
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Post by Seth » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:42 pm

mistermack wrote:
piscator wrote: In wildlife rarity, 'supermom' grizzly sow adopts yearling in Katmai[/b][/size]
That's nowhere near as rare as you might think. I recall one case where a black bear mother with cubs of her own acquired TWO extra cubs. They obviously have a strong mothering instinct, while they have cubs. That's why they are so dangerous when cubs are around.
But the mothering instinct comes into conflict with the instinct to mate, and sometimes leads to abandonment of cubs.
Kinda like crackhead whores....
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Post by piscator » Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:00 am

The ladies are genetically predisposed to choose Alpha males, so sow 402 ditched the cub and put a little fish slime behind her ear to make herself more appealing to Shuggy 856, but he don't love them hos.

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Post by mistermack » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:56 am

Seth wrote:
mistermack wrote:
piscator wrote: In wildlife rarity, 'supermom' grizzly sow adopts yearling in Katmai[/b][/size]
That's nowhere near as rare as you might think. I recall one case where a black bear mother with cubs of her own acquired TWO extra cubs. They obviously have a strong mothering instinct, while they have cubs. That's why they are so dangerous when cubs are around.
But the mothering instinct comes into conflict with the instinct to mate, and sometimes leads to abandonment of cubs.
Kinda like crackhead whores....
Quite similar. They have substances circulating in their bodies that direct their thinking.
And neither are able to do anything about it.

The difference is that the bear actually want some cock, because of their hormones.
The women just want drugs because they are addicted. They don't want the sex, but they sell it to buy drugs.
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Post by Seth » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:59 pm

mistermack wrote:
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mistermack wrote:
piscator wrote: In wildlife rarity, 'supermom' grizzly sow adopts yearling in Katmai[/b][/size]
That's nowhere near as rare as you might think. I recall one case where a black bear mother with cubs of her own acquired TWO extra cubs. They obviously have a strong mothering instinct, while they have cubs. That's why they are so dangerous when cubs are around.
But the mothering instinct comes into conflict with the instinct to mate, and sometimes leads to abandonment of cubs.
Kinda like crackhead whores....
Quite similar. They have substances circulating in their bodies that direct their thinking.
And neither are able to do anything about it.

The difference is that the bear actually want some cock, because of their hormones.
The women just want drugs because they are addicted. They don't want the sex, but they sell it to buy drugs.
Girlz is lucky, they haz built-in money-makers....
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