Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

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Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by cronus » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:51 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28843968

Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

The risk of an eruption at Iceland's Bardarbunga volcano has increased, with signs of "ongoing magma movement", Iceland's meteorological office says.

The risk level to the aviation industry has been raised to orange, the second-highest level, the met office said.

Any eruption could potentially lead to flooding or an emission of gas, the office added in a statement.

The Eyjafjallajokull volcano erupted in 2010, producing an ash cloud that severely disrupted European airspace.

The Bardarbunga volcanic system is located under the north-west region of Iceland's Vatnajokull glacier.

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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by JimC » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:54 am

It's really about frost giants fighting with fire demons...
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:58 am

JimC wrote:It's really about frost giants fighting with fire demons...
We can only hope that the elvish peace-plan holds. Otherwise, the trolls might rush in to fill the power vacuum and bring dragons into the conflict. :nono:
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by cronus » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:05 am

Gas is always a worry. :read:
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Scumple wrote:Gas is always a worry. :read:
I know, I know... :oops: :shifty: :?
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by cronus » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:33 am

JimC wrote:
Scumple wrote:Gas is always a worry. :read:
I know, I know... :oops: :shifty: :?
I'd avoid a holiday there having read the history. Sometimes Iceland kills everyone. :nono:
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:40 am

Scumple wrote:
JimC wrote:
Scumple wrote:Gas is always a worry. :read:
I know, I know... :oops: :shifty: :?
I'd avoid a holiday there having read the history. Sometimes Iceland kills everyone. :nono:
Yes. About once every few hundred thousand years, give or take. By your usual standards of panic-mongering, that's practically tomorrow! :panic: :hairfire: :panic: :hairfire: :panic: :hairfire: :panic: :hairfire:
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by cronus » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:07 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Scumple wrote:
JimC wrote:
Scumple wrote:Gas is always a worry. :read:
I know, I know... :oops: :shifty: :?
I'd avoid a holiday there having read the history. Sometimes Iceland kills everyone. :nono:
Yes. About once every few hundred thousand years, give or take. By your usual standards of panic-mongering, that's practically tomorrow! :panic: :hairfire: :panic: :hairfire: :panic: :hairfire: :panic: :hairfire:
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by MiM » Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:22 am

Nooo... That is going to disturb the eagles.
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rEvolutionist wrote:I blame Pappa and Rachel.
Of course, they have been disturbing the powers of Azathoth :fp:
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by rainbow » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:15 am

JimC wrote:It's really about frost giants fighting with fire demons...
Throw in a few virgins to appease the gods, that normally works.
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by Pappa » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:13 am

Scumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28843968

Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

The risk of an eruption at Iceland's Bardarbunga volcano has increased, with signs of "ongoing magma movement", Iceland's meteorological office says.

The risk level to the aviation industry has been raised to orange, the second-highest level, the met office said.

Any eruption could potentially lead to flooding or an emission of gas, the office added in a statement.

The Eyjafjallajokull volcano erupted in 2010, producing an ash cloud that severely disrupted European airspace.

The Bardarbunga volcanic system is located under the north-west region of Iceland's Vatnajokull glacier.

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I can pronounce Eyjafjallajökull and Vatnajökull.

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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:24 am

Pappa wrote:
Scumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28843968

Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

The risk of an eruption at Iceland's Bardarbunga volcano has increased, with signs of "ongoing magma movement", Iceland's meteorological office says.

The risk level to the aviation industry has been raised to orange, the second-highest level, the met office said.

Any eruption could potentially lead to flooding or an emission of gas, the office added in a statement.

The Eyjafjallajokull volcano erupted in 2010, producing an ash cloud that severely disrupted European airspace.

The Bardarbunga volcanic system is located under the north-west region of Iceland's Vatnajokull glacier.

(continued)
I can pronounce Eyjafjallajökull and Vatnajökull.
...but only if Rachel promises to untie your tongue afterwards. :tea:
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange

Post by JimC » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:52 am

rainbow wrote:
JimC wrote:It's really about frost giants fighting with fire demons...
Throw in a few virgins to appease the gods, that normally works.
Can I examine them carefully, to determine without a doubt they are still virgins?

(something quantum might happen as I measure, of course... :shifty: )
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