Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange
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Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28843968
Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange
The risk of an eruption at Iceland's Bardarbunga volcano has increased, with signs of "ongoing magma movement", Iceland's meteorological office says.
The risk level to the aviation industry has been raised to orange, the second-highest level, the met office said.
Any eruption could potentially lead to flooding or an emission of gas, the office added in a statement.
The Eyjafjallajokull volcano erupted in 2010, producing an ash cloud that severely disrupted European airspace.
The Bardarbunga volcanic system is located under the north-west region of Iceland's Vatnajokull glacier.
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Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange
The risk of an eruption at Iceland's Bardarbunga volcano has increased, with signs of "ongoing magma movement", Iceland's meteorological office says.
The risk level to the aviation industry has been raised to orange, the second-highest level, the met office said.
Any eruption could potentially lead to flooding or an emission of gas, the office added in a statement.
The Eyjafjallajokull volcano erupted in 2010, producing an ash cloud that severely disrupted European airspace.
The Bardarbunga volcanic system is located under the north-west region of Iceland's Vatnajokull glacier.
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It's really about frost giants fighting with fire demons...
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We can only hope that the elvish peace-plan holds. Otherwise, the trolls might rush in to fill the power vacuum and bring dragons into the conflict.JimC wrote:It's really about frost giants fighting with fire demons...

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Gas is always a worry. 

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I know, I know...Scumple wrote:Gas is always a worry.



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I'd avoid a holiday there having read the history. Sometimes Iceland kills everyone.JimC wrote:I know, I know...Scumple wrote:Gas is always a worry.![]()
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Yes. About once every few hundred thousand years, give or take. By your usual standards of panic-mongering, that's practically tomorrow!Scumple wrote:I'd avoid a holiday there having read the history. Sometimes Iceland kills everyone.JimC wrote:I know, I know...Scumple wrote:Gas is always a worry.![]()
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Doesn't matter which way Scotland votes since the answer is blowing in the wind.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Yes. About once every few hundred thousand years, give or take. By your usual standards of panic-mongering, that's practically tomorrow!Scumple wrote:I'd avoid a holiday there having read the history. Sometimes Iceland kills everyone.JimC wrote:I know, I know...Scumple wrote:Gas is always a worry.![]()
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Nooo... That is going to disturb the eagles.
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I blame Pappa and Rachel.
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange
Of course, they have been disturbing the powers of AzathothrEvolutionist wrote:I blame Pappa and Rachel.

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Throw in a few virgins to appease the gods, that normally works.JimC wrote:It's really about frost giants fighting with fire demons...
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Re: Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange
I can pronounce Eyjafjallajökull and Vatnajökull.Scumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28843968
Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange
The risk of an eruption at Iceland's Bardarbunga volcano has increased, with signs of "ongoing magma movement", Iceland's meteorological office says.
The risk level to the aviation industry has been raised to orange, the second-highest level, the met office said.
Any eruption could potentially lead to flooding or an emission of gas, the office added in a statement.
The Eyjafjallajokull volcano erupted in 2010, producing an ash cloud that severely disrupted European airspace.
The Bardarbunga volcanic system is located under the north-west region of Iceland's Vatnajokull glacier.
(continued)
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...but only if Rachel promises to untie your tongue afterwards.Pappa wrote:I can pronounce Eyjafjallajökull and Vatnajökull.Scumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28843968
Iceland raises Bardarbunga volcano alert to orange
The risk of an eruption at Iceland's Bardarbunga volcano has increased, with signs of "ongoing magma movement", Iceland's meteorological office says.
The risk level to the aviation industry has been raised to orange, the second-highest level, the met office said.
Any eruption could potentially lead to flooding or an emission of gas, the office added in a statement.
The Eyjafjallajokull volcano erupted in 2010, producing an ash cloud that severely disrupted European airspace.
The Bardarbunga volcanic system is located under the north-west region of Iceland's Vatnajokull glacier.
(continued)

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Can I examine them carefully, to determine without a doubt they are still virgins?rainbow wrote:Throw in a few virgins to appease the gods, that normally works.JimC wrote:It's really about frost giants fighting with fire demons...
(something quantum might happen as I measure, of course...

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