Warwickshire man nose-pushes Brussels sprout up Snowdon

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Warwickshire man nose-pushes Brussels sprout up Snowdon

Post by cronus » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:23 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-co ... e-28621775

Warwickshire man nose-pushes Brussels sprout up Snowdon

A man has completed his challenge to push a Brussels sprout up Snowdon using his nose.

Stuart Kettell, from Balsall Common in the West Midlands, started out on Wednesday and reached the 1,085m (3,560ft) summit in three days.

The 49-year-old trained for his charity mission by pushing a sprout around his garden with his nose.

Mr Kettell said he selected a large sprout so it would not fall down a crevice in the rock.

His aim was to collect at least £5,000 in sponsorship for Macmillan Cancer Support, but does not yet know how much he has raised.

"People definitely think I'm mad, and I'm beginning to think it myself," he said.

Mr Kettell, who has previously raised money by staying inside a box for a week, said this latest challenge was the most uncomfortable yet.

"It hurt my arms, my legs, my feet, my knees and my neck," he said.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:36 pm

I'm glad that this challenge has finally been achieved. Now we better understand the limits of human endurance and bonkersness. :tea:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:46 pm

Next, push a beetroot up Scafell with your cock.

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Post by Calilasseia » Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:00 pm

Am I the only one here who read the thread title as some sort of bizarre fetish assault upon a whistleblower?

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Post by MiM » Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:04 pm

No, you are not :)
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Post by Hermit » Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:12 pm

My immediate thought was: "Oh, this is gonna be good. Someone's got up close and personal with that poncy photographer."
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Post by jaydot » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:38 pm

the man's a twat.
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Post by klr » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:48 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I'm glad that this challenge has finally been achieved. Now we better understand the limits of human endurance and bonkersness. :tea:
Especially the second one. :smug:
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Post by JimC » Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:00 pm

Well done that man!
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Post by Tero » Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:13 am

Tight ball that sprout, I thought most of it would have worn off.

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Post by JimC » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:47 am

Tero wrote:Tight ball that sprout, I thought most of it would have worn off.
He replaced the sprouts with new ones as they wore out...

He probably wished he could do the same with his nose...
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