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Italian Job Lite

Post by cronus » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:09 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-27781665

Moped gang in Dorchester Hotel smash and grab

A gang of moped riders armed with sledge-hammers carried out a smash and grab at central London's exclusive Dorchester Hotel, police have said.

Three men from a group of six entered the Park Lane hotel's boutique and smashed jewellery and watch cabinets.

The group was disturbed by police at about 01:37 BST but escaped on three mopeds with some items.

The Met followed but lost the gang and came across a woman who had been hit by a moped at Cambridge Circus.

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Post by JimC » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:08 am

They should be charged with mopery...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:26 am

When they catch the bastits, they deserve two strokes each! :lay:
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Post by Strontium Dog » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:24 am

It might actually have been Italians. They do like their scooters. A favourite pastime there is to ride around on Vespas slashing foreign football fans in the buttocks with Stanley knives.
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