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by FBM » Tue May 20, 2014 2:29 pm
You just can't make up shit much more surreal than this.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/1 ... Weird+News
North Korea Wants Pro Wrestlers From U.S. For Summer Tournament
PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — The wild world of professional wrestling is heading to North Korea.
The authoritarian nation locked in a long standoff with its neighbors and the United States over its nuclear bomb ambitions announced plans Monday for an international pro-wrestling match in the capital, Pyongyang, in late August.
"World renowned pro-wrestlers" from Japan, the U.S. and other countries will take part, the North's official Korean Central News Agency said in a dispatch. It provided few other details.....
More at link, if you're not done with it already.
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by mistermack » Tue May 20, 2014 2:42 pm
"World renowned pro-wrestlers"
That just shows how little they know about the world. Poor dears.
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by klr » Tue May 20, 2014 8:57 pm
Is this going to be the NK equivalent of the Rumble in the Jungle, or the Thrilla in Manila?
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by mistermack » Tue May 20, 2014 9:43 pm
klr wrote:Is this going to be the NK equivalent of the Rumble in the Jungle, or the Thrilla in Manila?
More like the wanker in Sri Lanker.
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by JimC » Tue May 20, 2014 10:03 pm
The lady wrestlers will have to give a special, nude private performance for Dear Leader...
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by FBM » Wed May 21, 2014 12:20 am
I would pay to see that, Jim.
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by MrFungus420 » Wed May 21, 2014 1:48 pm
mistermack wrote:
"World renowned pro-wrestlers"
That just shows how little they know about the world. Poor dears.
Considering that one of the definitions of "renown" is "fame", what is wrong with using that term for people that are superstars the world over (including being famous among people that aren't wrestling fans)?
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by pErvinalia » Wed May 21, 2014 1:53 pm
FBM wrote:You just can't make up shit much more surreal than this.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/1 ... Weird+News
North Korea Wants Pro Wrestlers From U.S. For Summer Tournament
PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — The wild world of professional wrestling is heading to North Korea.
The authoritarian nation locked in a long standoff with its neighbors and the United States over its nuclear bomb ambitions announced plans Monday for an international pro-wrestling match in the capital, Pyongyang, in late August.
"World renowned pro-wrestlers" from Japan, the U.S. and other countries will take part, the North's official Korean Central News Agency said in a dispatch. It provided few other details.....
More at link, if you're not done with it already.
What kind of maniac would willingly travel to that country?
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by Mysturji » Wed May 21, 2014 2:17 pm
JimC wrote:The lady wrestlers will have to give a special, nude private performance for Dear Leader...
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by mistermack » Wed May 21, 2014 2:21 pm
MrFungus420 wrote:mistermack wrote:
"World renowned pro-wrestlers"
That just shows how little they know about the world. Poor dears.
Considering that one of the definitions of "renown" is "fame", what is wrong with using that term for people that are superstars the world over (including being famous among people that aren't wrestling fans)?
I think we have different definitions of the word ''superstar''.
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by Hermit » Wed May 21, 2014 2:25 pm
MrFungus420 wrote:mistermack wrote:
"World renowned pro-wrestlers"
That just shows how little they know about the world. Poor dears.
Considering that one of the definitions of "renown" is "fame", what is wrong with using that term for people that are superstars the world over (including being famous among people that aren't wrestling fans)?
"The world over?"
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by FBM » Wed May 21, 2014 3:08 pm
rEvolutionist wrote:What kind of maniac would willingly travel to that country?
I'm not showing you my bucket list, then.
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by pErvinalia » Wed May 21, 2014 3:10 pm
I'd travel there after it becomes part of either China or South Korea. But not before that.
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by JimC » Wed May 21, 2014 9:12 pm
rEvolutionist wrote:I'd travel there after it becomes part of either China or South Korea. But not before that.
What about if it becomes a radioactive wasteland, populated only by zombie mutants with bad haircuts?
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