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North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea borde

Post by cronus » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:02 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-26815041

North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea border

more......same-same........ :tup:

Over the weekend, North Korea also threatened to conduct a "new form" of nuclear test.

It has conducted three nuclear tests to date, the most recent in February 2013.

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Post by Hermit » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:45 am

"both sides are firing into the sea."

Poor, terrified fishies. :sadcheer:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:47 am

Wait until the fish start firing back...

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Re: North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea b

Post by FBM » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:56 am

Huh. Unfortunately, I can't cancel class over that. :sigh:
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Re: North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea b

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:03 am

Kim Jong Un originally wanted to feed the sea to a pack of hungry dogs until a nervous and subsequently executed General warned of the impracticalities.

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Post by Hermit » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:11 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:Wait until the fish start firing back...
If their ammo consists of caviar I'll be there, mouth agape.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:11 am

That's a haunting image...

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Post by Hermit » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:16 am

Delish, actually. You should know.
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Post by JimC » Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:07 am

Hermit wrote:Delish, actually. You should know.
I think it was the image of consuming it as it spurts from a fishy cloaca that perturbed Clinton...

Presented on fine porcelain by a frog waiter with a glass of champers is a different matter...
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Post by Hermit » Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:15 am

JimC wrote:
Hermit wrote:Delish, actually. You should know.
I think it was the image of consuming it as it spurts from a fishy cloaca that perturbed Clinton...

Presented on fine porcelain by a frog waiter with a glass of champers is a different matter...
Stop it, will you? I don't have any caviar at home, but there is a small jar of lumpfish roe in my refrigerator. Now I am fighting the urge to eat it. Mhhhh. I have a breadroll, pure lemon and whole egg mayonnaise too.

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Re: North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea b

Post by JimC » Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:42 am

Hermit wrote:
JimC wrote:
Hermit wrote:Delish, actually. You should know.
I think it was the image of consuming it as it spurts from a fishy cloaca that perturbed Clinton...

Presented on fine porcelain by a frog waiter with a glass of champers is a different matter...
Stop it, will you? I don't have any caviar at home, but there is a small jar of lumpfish roe in my refrigerator. Now I am fighting the urge to eat it. Mhhhh. I have a breadroll, pure lemon and whole egg mayonnaise too.

Back later.
I do love fish eggs myself - salmon or lumpfish these days. Apart from the expense, I would feel guilty eating true caviar; the Sturgeon is not a sustainable resource...
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Re: North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea b

Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:49 am

I'm all for letting sturgeons live an reproduce : I can't conceive how caviar can be regarded as edible, let alone a delicacy... sure is an acquired taste to begin with.
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Re: North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea b

Post by Hermit » Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:59 am

Turned out there were two jars. Now there's one.

Sturgeon are not killed. Their roe is sort of milked, and most sturgeons are farmed these days. My grandfather had caviar delivered from Russia. When I was about 10 I could not honestly say I preferred it to cherry jam, but my tastes have changed somewhat since then.

Whatever. While the Koreans prefer exploding ordnance in the ocean to eating delicious food they have a long way to go in getting their priorities right.
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Re: North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea b

Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:01 am

They are all too often killed... that's why there are a lot less than there used to be around the Caspian.
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Re: North and South Korea exchange fire across western sea b

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:05 am

I don't understand eating fish eggs.

Regarding Nth and Sth Korea, what a laugh. Nth hits Sth water, so south shoots some water in return. Lol. If war wasn't so serious, you'd think this lot were children.
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