Here are the clues.
Some people might think I am one. I don't think I am.
I'm not one, when I'm at home in the UK. But if I'm in Ireland, I am one. In France, I'm nowhere NEAR being one, but if I go to America, I'm DEFINITELY one in South Dakota, but in North Dakota, I'm not.
I am one in California, (which surprises me) but I'm not in Nevada, which also surprises me.
In Spain, they would laugh at me, if I said I was one.
Confused? You should be.
What am I ?
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mistermack
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A comma splice? 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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OKAY, cat got my tongue, what is it?
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Least I'm not a grammar slaveFBM wrote:A comma splice?
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Someone will get it shortly.Svartalf wrote:OKAY, cat got my tongue, what is it?
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I, kind sir, am a grammar MASTER. A "grammaster," if you will.mistermack wrote:Least I'm not a grammar slaveFBM wrote:A comma splice?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Not true at all.FBM wrote:I, kind sir, am a grammar MASTER. A "grammaster," if you will.mistermack wrote:Least I'm not a grammar slaveFBM wrote:A comma splice?
I use and abuse grammar as I like. You obey it's rules.
I am the master, you are the slave.
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"its"mistermack wrote:Not true at all.FBM wrote:I, kind sir, am a grammar MASTER. A "grammaster," if you will.mistermack wrote:Least I'm not a grammar slaveFBM wrote:A comma splice?
I use and abuse grammar as I like. You obey it's rules.
I am the master, you are the slave.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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FBM wrote:"its"mistermack wrote:Not true at all.FBM wrote:I, kind sir, am a grammar MASTER. A "grammaster," if you will.mistermack wrote:Least I'm not a grammar slaveFBM wrote:A comma splice?
I use and abuse grammar as I like. You obey it's rules.
I am the master, you are the slave.
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Thing is, you see, when you know something well enough to bend it to your every will, then you are the master of it. When you are largely ignorant of it and repeat errors even after you have been shown otherwise, you're not a master; you're a hack. 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Enough derail, I want to understand the riddle
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You forgot the full stop. Back to square one with you. Try again.Svartalf wrote:Enough derail, I want to understand the riddle
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A sodomite?
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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A conservative. 
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Ok, I have to own up then. I find some sixteen year old girls attractive. There, I've said it !Svartalf wrote:Enough derail, I want to understand the riddle
Fifteen years and 364 days old girls, no, they leave me stone cold. But some sixteen-year-olds are hot.
I think the transformation begins at five seconds to midnight.
That makes me a pedophile in some countries and States, but not in others. In Spain, I'm positively saintly. Their age of consent is 13.
Anyway, luckily, I'm in the UK, so I'm OK.
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