Wanker gets fired: CNN cancels Piers Morgan's terrible show

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Wanker gets fired: CNN cancels Piers Morgan's terrible show

Post by Collector1337 » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:28 am

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/24/busin ... ml?hp&_r=1

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/201 ... 83830.html

:funny: :funny:

It couldn't happen to a more deserving wanker.

This is what many of we Americans think of those of you who think you know better than us and try to dictate how we should live our lives. Basically... fuck you.

It's pathetic how long it took CNN to get its act together, but I saw this coming from a mile away the second he opened his mouth about guns with his across the pond idiocy.

When are you people going to realize that we fought a war to get away from scum like Piers Morgan? We don't like you. We don't want to be like you. Why is this so hard for these Brit/Oz/Kiwi types to comprehend?

It's funny how the Brits like to build empires and act like they're the king of the world and snobbishly impose on other cultures, as if they genuinely believe they know what's best for everyone. Piers Morgan is a modern day epitome of that, blowing smoke up our asses with his propaganda show night after night.

This is how well that goes over in America. :smoke:
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Post by Rum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:31 am

Yeah, what a wanker. That's why we sent him over to join you guys.

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Post by rainbow » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:32 am

I get the feeling that we have an over-compensated inferiority complex at work here.
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Post by Rum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:48 am

rainbow wrote:I get the feeling that we have an over-compensated inferiority complex at work here.
..as in 'big gun, little dick'?

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Post by Collector1337 » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:54 am

Rum wrote:
rainbow wrote:I get the feeling that we have an over-compensated inferiority complex at work here.
..as in 'big gun, little dick'?
"One doesn’t have to go very far to see gun owners and Second Amendment proponents referred to as hicks, rednecks, knuckle-draggers, and Neanderthals or to see the size of their wedding tackle being called into question. I can see no other foundation for such smug self-righteousness and condescension apart from blind fear and prejudice."
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Post by Hermit » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:59 am

Collector1337 wrote:This is what many of we Americans think of those of you who think you know better than us and try to dictate how we should live our lives. Basically... fuck you.
Yes, bright move by CNN to put on a foreigner to host a show in a nation that is particularly insular in its outlook. I don't think CNN will be stupid enough to repeat that mistake. I hope it will poach Bill Maher to fill the slot. Fortunately the bigoted, prejudiced, retrograde rednecks and Neanderthals in the US are still a minority, so such a move should be a ratings winner.
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Post by Rum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:05 am

Collector1337 wrote:
Rum wrote:
rainbow wrote:I get the feeling that we have an over-compensated inferiority complex at work here.
..as in 'big gun, little dick'?
"One doesn’t have to go very far to see gun owners and Second Amendment proponents referred to as hicks, rednecks, knuckle-draggers, and Neanderthals or to see the size of their wedding tackle being called into question. I can see no other foundation for such smug self-righteousness and condescension apart from blind fear and prejudice."
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Post by Collector1337 » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:48 am

The irony: You'd think Atheists would be empathetic to not wanting to be imposed on.
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Post by Rum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:12 am

I see you command of the (English) language is as sophisticated as your reasoning.

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Post by Collector1337 » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:17 am

Rum wrote:I see you command of the (English) language is as sophisticated as your reasoning.
No doubt it is difficult for you to see your own hypocrisy.
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Post by Rum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:30 am

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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:41 am

Shame, Piers seems like such a nice bloke....




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Post by Rum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:59 am

You're thinking of Charles Bronson.

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