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Russia bans lacy lingerie

Post by Calilasseia » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:56 pm

I posted this at the other place, but I think this news item was simply made for the Ratz. :mrgreen:

Russia bans lacy lingerie

Given that current home made underwear items in Russia make Mormon "temple garments" look stylish, stopping Russian women from buying La Perla and Victoria's Secret is going to work out really well. Here's something that Pussy Riot can really get behind, so to speak. :mrgreen:

What's the odds that this will spark off a Lysistrata style protest?

Can't see this panning out well with the male vote either. All those Russian soldiers and navy sailors, sometimes spending months on duty without any female delights to lighten the drudgery. are going to be mightily pissed off if the government tells them their wives and girlfriends can't wear something alluring to welcome them home with. Personally, I'd think twice about pissing off people who have access to tanks and nuclear submarines, but then I'm not Vladimir Putin.

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Re: Russia bans lacy lingerie

Post by klr » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:59 pm

I foresee many trips to the decadent West ...
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Re: Russia bans lacy lingerie

Post by Calilasseia » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:08 am

Not to mention someone producing a lingerie line labelled "Banned In Russia" ... :mrgreen:

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Re: Russia bans lacy lingerie

Post by klr » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:27 am

Calilasseia wrote:Not to mention someone producing a lingerie line labelled "Banned In Russia" ... :mrgreen:
That would cover just about all lacy lingerie.

... which in another sense doesn't cover much. :hehe:
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Post by JimC » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:40 am

In Soviet Russia. lingerie bans you!
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Post by orpheus » Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:07 am

JimC wrote:In Soviet Russia. lingerie bans you!
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Re: Russia bans lacy lingerie

Post by rainbow » Tue Feb 18, 2014 7:45 am

klr wrote:
Calilasseia wrote:Not to mention someone producing a lingerie line labelled "Banned In Russia" ... :mrgreen:
That would cover just about all lacy lingerie.

... which in another sense doesn't cover much. :hehe:
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:14 am

klr wrote:I foresee many trips to the decadent West ...
and a lot of business for foreign mail order companies
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Post by Audley Strange » Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:23 am

Oh wait, I get it. Its like the arms race. the U.S. and Russia are on an escalating Puritan drive.
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Post by JimC » Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:37 am

Audley Strange wrote:Oh wait, I get it. Its like the arms race. the U.S. and Russia are on an escalating Puritan drive.
"We'll ban homosexuality..."

"We'll execute homosexuals..."

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Re: Russia bans lacy lingerie

Post by Rum » Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:03 am

Cant really be done can it. This isn't lacy but its damned sexy:-
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Post by Mysturji » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:38 pm

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:01 pm

Can't help thinking about my re-watching of Prometheus yesterday and one particular dumb thing that stood out this time (among all the other dumb things). It was a glorious technological future, yet they wore bandages for underwear. :think:
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Re: Russia bans lacy lingerie

Post by mistermack » Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:16 pm

I've never been particularly keen on lacy underwear. (on women).

On the right woman, anything looks good. I don't think the lacy stuff adds anything. Maybe just a bit of variety, but no more than that.
To me, the thicker the material, the more naked they are underneath.
When they take off a rice-paper thin item, it's not like taking anything off at all.

But anyway, when I'm given an ice-cream, I'm not really bothered about the wrapper.
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Re: Russia bans lacy lingerie

Post by JimC » Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:25 pm

I wonder if this is a quid pro quo from Putin to the Orthodox Church.

Basically, support me in the pulpit, and I'll support you right back, including using the apparatus of the state to exert your puritanical position...
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