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by cronus » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:32 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-26123074
Iraq militants 'killed by own bomb'
At least 21 insurgents have been killed in central Iraq after a car bomb was detonated by accident, reports say.
They were filming a propaganda video of the would-be suicide attacker when the blast occurred, the head of the local Sunni pro-government militia in Jilam told the AFP news agency.
Security sources confirmed there had been an explosion in the area at around 08:00 (05:00 GMT).
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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:54 pm
I bet they felt embarrassed, for about 1/100th of a second.
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by klr » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:21 pm
Do they still get the 72 virgins?
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by Svartalf » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:24 pm
They didn't properly die fighting for the cause, so my guess is no... no houris for bunglers
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by klr » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:27 pm
Svartalf wrote:They didn't properly die fighting for the cause, so my guess is no... no houris for bunglers
It's a tricky theological conundrum. I'm sure the best mullahs are looking into it.
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by klr » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:29 pm
... oops, being Sunni, they probably wouldn't have had much time for mullahs.
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by Svartalf » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:40 pm
Imams don't support bunglers, even ones with the Muslim Brotherhood.
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by Audley Strange » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:22 pm
klr wrote:Do they still get the 72 virgins?
Nope, but they will be 21 of the 72.
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by laklak » Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:13 pm
I hadith an idea but I'll need to mullah it over.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by jaydot » Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:44 pm
so reminiscent of the ira in their heyday. they were pastmasters at the monumental cockup too. "ah, sure and we've time for a quick one."
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by JimC » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:59 pm
21 down, countless millions to go...
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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:02 pm
Premature evisceration, it could happen to anyone.
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by JimC » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:03 pm
Clinton Huxley wrote:Premature evisceration, it could happen to anyone.
There's probably a pill you can take...
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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:21 pm
JimC wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Premature evisceration, it could happen to anyone.
There's probably a pill you can take...
they should solve quadratic equations in their heads, works for most things.
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by klr » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:47 pm
Clinton Huxley wrote:JimC wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Premature evisceration, it could happen to anyone.
There's probably a pill you can take...
they should solve quadratic equations in their heads, works for most things.
Science and extreme religion tend not to mix well.
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