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Post by odysseus » Fri May 13, 2011 10:59 pm

Sounds like a mean cocktail, but... could be much ado about nothing... but then... maybe not... :dono:

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Thursday, 10 March 2011
Coca Cola contains alcohol

One of the world's most closely guarded secrets the ingredients that make up Coca Cola has finally been shown to contain alcohol with a very interesting report by Al Jazeera.

It goes without saying that Alcohol is prohibited for all Muslims so go on be honest how many of you have had a can of Coke? LM is not in the least surprised that an Israeli Muslim is suing Coke for "mental anguish".

Coke are putting on a huge marketing effort across the Muslim world to try and convince us that there is nothing to worry about. From Malaysia to interestingly numerous stories in the pro American Middle East press there are articles denying the alcohol link.

Despite the denials this is one Muslim who remains to be convinced that alcohol is not present particularly when the recipe is supposed to be secret so how can we be sure. In addition, considering another multinational giant Nestle revealed their halal sausages contain pork LM is increasingly becoming very concerned over the reliability and suitability about what we Muslims are eating and drinking.
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Post by rachelbean » Fri May 13, 2011 11:04 pm

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 13, 2011 11:06 pm

"Mental anguish"... :hilarious: :dq:

If these people would shut the hell up and eat some pig products they'd be far happier and more relaxed. :coffee:
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Post by klr » Fri May 13, 2011 11:09 pm

Well, I don''t drink alcohol as a rule, but does anyone think this is going to stop me drinking the One True Cola? :hmph:

Damn straight. All our anguished friends need to sit down, relax, and have a hot dog and a Coke ...
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Post by Ayaan » Fri May 13, 2011 11:11 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:"Mental anguish"... :hilarious: :dq:

If these people would shut the hell up and eat some pig products they'd be far happier and more relaxed. :coffee:
Who doesn't feel better after some pepperoni pizza and few beers? :levi:
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Post by Feck » Fri May 13, 2011 11:12 pm

Shit does this mean I have to actually like Nestle ... Fark that's going to be tough but Pork in the halal ...you got to laugh
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Post by klr » Fri May 13, 2011 11:20 pm

I sense a distinct lack of sympathy here. :{D

Maybe I should remove the rows of Coke cans from my window in case I offend anyone ...
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Post by Feck » Fri May 13, 2011 11:29 pm

klr wrote:I sense a distinct lack of sympathy here. :{D

Maybe I should remove the rows of Coke cans from my window in case I offend anyone ...
All this time KLR ,hitting the coke and you told us you didn't drink :cheers:
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Post by klr » Fri May 13, 2011 11:33 pm

Feck wrote:
klr wrote:I sense a distinct lack of sympathy here. :{D

Maybe I should remove the rows of Coke cans from my window in case I offend anyone ...
All this time KLR ,hitting the coke and you told us you didn't drink :cheers:
What a fool I was, eh? I guess I'll have to give it up now. :lol:


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Post by Pappa » Fri May 13, 2011 11:35 pm

Does that mean Muslims should also stop eating any fruit that is ripe or over-ripe too? :ask:
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Post by klr » Fri May 13, 2011 11:36 pm

Pappa wrote:Does that mean Muslims should also stop eating any fruit that is ripe or over-ripe too? :ask:
A thorny theological poser and no mistake. Isn't there some "ask a mullah" web site where we can get an answer to this most important of questions?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 13, 2011 11:39 pm

Pappa wrote:Does that mean Muslims should also stop eating any fruit that is ripe or over-ripe too? :ask:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 13, 2011 11:39 pm

klr wrote:
Feck wrote:
klr wrote:I sense a distinct lack of sympathy here. :{D

Maybe I should remove the rows of Coke cans from my window in case I offend anyone ...
All this time KLR ,hitting the coke and you told us you didn't drink :cheers:
What a fool I was, eh? I guess I'll have to give it up now. :lol:


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Post by klr » Fri May 13, 2011 11:44 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
klr wrote:
Feck wrote:
klr wrote:I sense a distinct lack of sympathy here. :{D

Maybe I should remove the rows of Coke cans from my window in case I offend anyone ...
All this time KLR ,hitting the coke and you told us you didn't drink :cheers:
What a fool I was, eh? I guess I'll have to give it up now. :lol:


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It means you've had more alcohol than me in the past couple of months! :hehe:
I knew it. You're going to become a Muslim. Well, that's just swell. :what:


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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 13, 2011 11:45 pm

I will never give up the pig - NEVAH! :levi:
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