Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Getting Divorced

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Getting Divorced

Post by Gawd » Tue May 10, 2011 5:43 am

Schwarzenegger and Shriver Announce Separation
LOS ANGELES — One of America’s most unlikely and riveting couples — Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Austrian body builder and movie star who became a Republican governor, and Maria Shriver, the journalist and member of the Kennedy dynasty — have separated.

Mr. Schwarznegger and Ms. Shriver said in a statement Monday night that they were “amicably separating.” The separation came five months after Mr. Schwarznegger finished his second term as governor of California and as people here were closely watching how the couple were adjusting to their new life. It was first reported by The Los Angeles Times.

Mr. Schwarznegger had previously announced that he was returning to the movie business, but Ms. Shriver had not given any indication of what she would do next.

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Willie Brown, the former Assembly speaker, said Ms. Shriver, who was forced to give up her career as an NBC television correspondent after her husband became governor, told Newsweek recently, “Maria has been much more of a benefit to Arnold than Arnold has been to Maria.”

The couple, who lived in a gated estate in Brentwood off Sunset Boulevard, have been married for 25 years.

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I remember watching Maria Shriver on Oprah a long time ago. Wonder what the problem is? Is Arnold truly a womanizer or is it that Shriver only gets turned on by men with real political power?
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/10/us/po ... er.html?hp

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This marriage is TUUUUUURMINATED!
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Mysturji wrote:This marriage is TUUUUUURMINATED!
Oh, he'll be back. :coffee:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue May 10, 2011 11:03 pm

Gawd wrote:
I remember watching Maria Shriver on Oprah a long time ago. Wonder what the problem is? Is Arnold truly a womanizer or is it that Shriver only gets turned on by men with real political power?
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/10/us/po ... er.html?hp
Well, they met and started dating in the late 1970s, and they've been married for over 25 years. I'm pretty sure she was attracted to him when he had zero political power of any kind, and was just a successful body builder.

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Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawd wrote:
I remember watching Maria Shriver on Oprah a long time ago. Wonder what the problem is? Is Arnold truly a womanizer or is it that Shriver only gets turned on by men with real political power?
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/10/us/po ... er.html?hp
Well, they met and started dating in the late 1970s, and they've been married for over 25 years. I'm pretty sure she was attracted to him when he had zero political power of any kind, and was just a successful body builder.
Then maybe the problem is that Shriver is looking for a younger, better looking man with a normal sized ding dong that can satisfy her after having no satisfaction for decades? All the steroids that Arnold took probably shrunk his balls to the size of raisins. The steroids would also explain why Arnold would grope other woman in public uncontrollably.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue May 10, 2011 11:31 pm

Gawd wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawd wrote:
I remember watching Maria Shriver on Oprah a long time ago. Wonder what the problem is? Is Arnold truly a womanizer or is it that Shriver only gets turned on by men with real political power?
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/10/us/po ... er.html?hp
Well, they met and started dating in the late 1970s, and they've been married for over 25 years. I'm pretty sure she was attracted to him when he had zero political power of any kind, and was just a successful body builder.
Then maybe the problem is that Shriver is looking for a younger, better looking man with a normal sized ding dong that can satisfy her after having no satisfaction for decades? All the steroids that Arnold took probably shrunk his balls to the size of raisins. The steroids would also explain why Arnold would grope other woman in public uncontrollably.
He's been described as a womanizer for several decades now. I suspect if he was inadequately equipped he would not be so successful in that regard and he might also have garnered a reputation, like Richard Gere, for not being well hung.

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Post by Gawd » Tue May 10, 2011 11:41 pm

You don't need to be well hung to grope women.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 10, 2011 11:44 pm

Gawd wrote:You don't need to be well hung to grope women.
What about foreskins?
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed May 11, 2011 12:09 am

Gawd wrote:You don't need to be well hung to grope women.
Groping doesn't make you a womanizer.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed May 11, 2011 12:11 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawd wrote:You don't need to be well hung to grope women.
What about foreskins?
Although I'm circumcized, a tactile hallucination has provided me with a Phantom Foreskin.

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Post by Ian » Wed May 11, 2011 12:17 am

I've heard that he's remarkably well hung.

No proof mind you; it's just what "they" say, kinda like what they always said about Jimi Hendrix.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed May 11, 2011 12:20 am

And, thanks to google...

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed May 11, 2011 12:25 am

Arnold Schwarzenegger once told a magazine interviewer about participating in an orgy with other bodybuilders, noting that "everybody jumped on" the woman involved and "took her upstairs where we all got together." The California Republican added that not every muscleman participated in the gang bang, "just the guys who can **** in front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on."

Schwarzenegger's lewd talk appeared in the August 1977 issue of Oui, an adult magazine published by Playboy Enterprises until 1981 and still available today on newsstands (we originally reported, incorrectly, that the provocative title was defunct). The five-page Schwarzenegger interview was conducted by author Peter Manso and flagged on the magazine's cover with the headline, "Arnold Schwarzenegger on the Sex Secrets of Bodybuilders."

At the time of the Oui story, Schwarzenegger, then 29, was appearing in "Pumping Iron," a documentary on the bodybuilding circuit. In the Q&A with Manso, today's gubernatorial wannabe spoke about his sex life, drug usage, and belief that men "shouldn't feel like ***s just because they want to have nice-looking bodies."

Schwarzenegger even entertained a question about his penis size. When Manso asked, "Is your cock disproportionate to the rest of you?" Schwarzenegger replied, "Well, that depends on what you mean by disproportionate. The cock isn't a muscle, so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure." He added that "women have told me they're curious about its size--you know, outgoing chicks who're just trying to be outrageous or horny. I hear all kind of lines, including 'Oh, you're hurting me; you're so big.' But it means nothing. Bodybuilders' cocks are the same size as everyone else's."

Asked if he felt "exploited" by women who pursued him because of his physique, Schwarzenegger said, "No, I'd feel used only if I didn't get something out of it. If a girl comes on strong and says, 'I really dig your body and I want to **** the **** out of you,' I just decide whether or not I like her. If I do take her home, I try to make sure I get just as much out of it as she does. The word exploited therefore wouldn't apply." Schwarzenegger later noted that once outside the gym, he forgets about bodybuilding: "I can look at a chick who's a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won't hesitate to date her. If she's a good ****, she can weigh 150 pounds, I don't care."
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... s-sex-talk
Asked whether he was "freaked out" by being in such close contact with guys at the gym, Schwarzenegger said, "Men shouldn't feel like fags just because they want to have nice-looking bodies...Gay people are fighting the same kind of stereotyping that bodybuilders are: People have certain misconceptions about them just as they do about us. Well, I have absolutely no hang-ups about the fag business..."
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LOL - I love that last line - he'll even date a 150 pounder! How magnanimous! :coffeespray:

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