lol @ American law enforcement

[Lozzer]

LoL @ the 'lifestyle differences' of British people who get off their arses and actually exercise, as opposed to their obese, lazy counterparts.

You guys need to get your coons under control, too.


Florida Britons searching for a meal in the early hours missed a turning. It cost them their lives




The two British tourists shot dead in a Florida ghetto could have made a fatal wrong turn while walking to a 24-hour diner for an early morning breakfast, police said yesterday.
Detectives are exploring an innocent but increasingly compelling explanation of just how James Cooper and James Kouzaris could have ended up on a run-down estate after a night out in the upmarket resort of Sarasota.
Captain Paul Sutton admitted that detectives had previously ignored ‘lifestyle differences’ between Britons and Americans and assumed the tourists would never have dreamed of trying to get around on foot.

British tourists James Cooper, 25, (left) and James Kouzaris, 24, were found riddled with bullets 50 feet apart in a rundown residential area

The murdered British tourists were on holiday with family and friends in the Gulf coast town of Sarasota, Florida
He said they were now ‘more open to the idea they walked’, after learning from the victims’ families that the two men, friends from their Sheffield University days, used to go hiking together.
The Gator Bar, the last venue that police believe the pair visited early on Saturday morning, is just 1.5miles away from a branch of IHOP, a popular 24-hour diner chain and one of the few places in the city to get food at that hour.


'There's blood everywhere, he's just laid out': Frantic 911 call of woman who found bullet-ridden bodies of Britons in Florida
Captain Sutton said the IHOP was a popular early-morning destination for drinkers after the city’s bars close at 2am.

He said it was ‘very possible’ that the pair – their judgement impaired by alcohol – could have ‘lost their bearings’, overshot the correct turning and ended up in the dimly-lit streets of Newtown, a low-income housing project.
It was here that Mr Cooper, a 25-year-old tennis coach, and Mr Kouzaris, 24, a town planner, were found dead in a backstreet, both shot several times, just after 3am on Saturday morning.
The contents of their pockets were on the floor and it is thought they died as a result of a botched robbery. The IHOP is on 12th street while the men eventually turned off on 21st street. It is possible that they confused the digits for the two streets.
Last night, Mr Cooper’s parents spoke of losing their only child and paid tribute to their ‘angel’.
Sandra and Stanley Cooper were on holiday with the victims when they were killed, and were staying with them at the beach resort of Longboat Key, 12 miles away from the crime scene.
They are now being comforted by friends and relatives at their £850,000 home in Hampton Lucy, Warwickshire, where Mr Cooper lived with them.
In a statement they said: ‘We loved our son and he loved us so strongly. A day never passed without telling each other, “I love you”.’ They described Mr Cooper as a ‘gentle, kind, compassionate, clever and an athlete’.
They said: ‘As his parents, our lives have been shattered, but through us and his friends and family he will live on.
‘God bless you son, heaven has another angel, but this world is a colder and poorer place without you in it.’ Mr Kouzaris’s teacher father Peter and mother Hazel, both 52, live at a £400,000 family home in the affluent suburb of Kingsthorpe, Northampton.
Tributes to the Northamptonshire County Council worker have poured in from family and friends.
His sister Emily wrote on the Facebook website: ‘My brother was a legend and he will be missed and loved by many many people.’ The victims’ families insist the pair did not take drugs and police say there is no indication that drugs were a factor in the crime.

Last drinks caught on CCTV: James Cooper and James Kouzaris are seen in Smokin' Joe's bar at 00.14am on Saturday, shortly before they were killed

Murder Site: The rundown area in Sarasota where the two Britons were found, on opposite sides of the road

Charged: Shawn Tyson, 16, who has been arrested over the murders of the British holidaymakers
Officers revealed yesterday that the murders could have been caught on CCTV.
They also released a transcript of the 911 emergency call from a Newtown resident in which she told a dispatcher:
‘We just see a white dude laid out. There is blood everywhere. He is just laid out. Don’t know if he’s dead.’
Shawn Tyson, a 16-year-old drop-out from a special needs school, has been charged with killing the pair.
He lives just 100 yards from the site of the murders and had been released from youth custody for allegedly firing a gun at a car only 12 hours before the killings.
Captain Sutton stressed that the suspect was ‘no criminal mastermind’ and very unlikely to have been able to arrange an ambush.
He would also have been unlikely to organise a robbery close to his home, suggesting the crime was opportunistic.
At the same time, police have been unable to find any taxi driver who picked up the pair.
‘It’s more likely that they were walking and simply strayed into the area,’ Captain Sutton said.
He said detectives had received several leads after publishing CCTV images of four young women chatting to the men in Smokin’ Joe’s bar up until 90 minutes before they were killed.
Chief homicide prosecutor Karen Fraivillig said she was confident they can charge Tyson with first degree murder but said she will not be seeking the death penalty as he is still considered a juvenile under Florida law.


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[Gawdzilla Sama]

And this is the cops' fault how? Drunks get in trouble the world over.

[Lozzer]

And this is the cops' fault how? Drunks get in trouble the world over.

Except they only get riddled with bullets by blacks with special needs in the great US of A.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

And this is the cops' fault how? Drunks get in trouble the world over.

Except they only get riddled with bullets by blacks with special needs in the great US of A.

Son, you ever been to Lebanon, say in the '70s? Or Somalia when the warlords ruled the streets? The only reason you don't have chavs doing battle with machine guns there is the guns laws, which acknowledge that Brits shouldn't have guns because they'd kill each other with them.

[laklak]

They were either very drunk or very stupid then. They'd have walked up US Route 301 from Main Street right past the IHOP, which is big, brightly lit and impossible to miss. Then walk another mile and a half, making several turns into a dimly lit, obvious ghetto.

You couldn't miss that IHOP if you were blind, deaf and dumb.

[Lozzer]

And this is the cops' fault how? Drunks get in trouble the world over.

Except they only get riddled with bullets by blacks with special needs in the great US of A.

Son, you ever been to Lebanon, say in the '70s? Or Somalia when the warlords ruled the streets? The only reason you don't have chavs doing battle with machine guns there is the guns laws, which acknowledge that Brits shouldn't have guns because they'd kill each other with them.

We do have chavs 'doing battle with machine guns', though. Except they're from inner city areas, and usually black. Yey.

They were either very drunk or very stupid then. They'd have walked up US Route 301 from Main Street right past the IHOP, which is big, brightly lit and impossible to miss. Then walk another mile and a half, making several turns into a dimly lit, obvious ghetto.

You couldn't miss that IHOP if you were blind, deaf and dumb.

In Britain a lack of navigation or skills isn't rewarded with death.

[stripes4]

And this is the cops' fault how? Drunks get in trouble the world over.

Except they only get riddled with bullets by blacks with special needs in the great US of A.

Son, you ever been to Lebanon, say in the '70s? Or Somalia when the warlords ruled the streets? The only reason you don't have chavs doing battle with machine guns there is the guns laws, which acknowledge that Brits shouldn't have guns because they'd kill each other with them.

yes. we would. Like all the other humans that kill eachother with them!! That's why we wisely decided not to have them. It's called wisdom and self awareness. Try it!!

[Lozzer]

And this is the cops' fault how? Drunks get in trouble the world over.

Except they only get riddled with bullets by blacks with special needs in the great US of A.

Son, you ever been to Lebanon, say in the '70s? Or Somalia when the warlords ruled the streets? The only reason you don't have chavs doing battle with machine guns there is the guns laws, which acknowledge that Brits shouldn't have guns because they'd kill each other with them.

yes. we would. Like all the other humans that kill eachother with them!! That's why we wisely decided not to have them. It's called wisdom and self awareness. Try it!!

BUT THEY HAS RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS? OMG CONSTITUTION CAN'T BE WRONG, IT BE INERRANT LOLOLOL

[laklak]

These kids would have been well served by couple of Beretta M9s, IMO.

I think they were looking or a bit of Charlie and some dark meat.

[camoguard]

It's not a good thing that these folks got shot. But, I don't see the connection to the law enforcement.

[laklak]

Cops don't go into Newtown unless there's a 911 call, even they have more sense than that. It's fucking jungle.

[Lozzer]

These kids would have been well served by couple of Beretta M9s, IMO.

I think they were looking or a bit of Charlie and some dark meat.

I'm sceptical. They were white, British middle class kids; they aren't your usual young Americans.

Cops don't go into Newtown unless there's a 911 call, even they have more sense than that. It's fucking jungle.

Bit racist.

[stripes4]

I think Laklak was being ironical...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

And this is the cops' fault how? Drunks get in trouble the world over.

Except they only get riddled with bullets by blacks with special needs in the great US of A.

Son, you ever been to Lebanon, say in the '70s? Or Somalia when the warlords ruled the streets? The only reason you don't have chavs doing battle with machine guns there is the guns laws, which acknowledge that Brits shouldn't have guns because they'd kill each other with them.

yes. we would. Like all the other humans that kill eachother with them!! That's why we wisely decided not to have them. It's called wisdom and self awareness. Try it!!

BUT THEY HAS RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS? OMG CONSTITUTION CAN'T BE WRONG, IT BE INERRANT LOLOLOL

Nice imitation of a fundy, Lozzer.

[Lozzer]

Nice imitation of a fundy, Lozzer.

It was an imitation of your mother.