Now THAT was funny.
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Now THAT was funny.
The guy gets stopped for erratic driving. The cops looks him over and asks if he has any dope. He says no. The camera dude homes in on his hat, where there's a white cylinder sticking out over his ear.
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Re: Now THAT was funny.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Now THAT was funny.
The cop pulled it out of his hat and he said, "I told you I hadn't smoked anything, and there's the proof."FBM wrote:
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Re: Now THAT was funny.
"...and asks if he has any dope"Gawdzilla wrote:The cop pulled it out of his hat and he said, "I told you I hadn't smoked anything, and there's the proof."FBM wrote:
Not the same question...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Now THAT was funny.
First he asked if the guy had smoked anything tonight. You could tell when he spotted the joint, he switched immediately to "do you have any dope on you or in your vehicle." The camera crew must have been struggling to keep from laughing.FBM wrote:"...and asks if he has any dope"Gawdzilla wrote:The cop pulled it out of his hat and he said, "I told you I hadn't smoked anything, and there's the proof."FBM wrote:
Not the same question...
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Re: Now THAT was funny.
And have you?Gawdzilla wrote: First he asked if the guy had smoked anything tonight.
You're telling this story rather erratically and it doesn't seem quite as funny as you're making out.
Share the goods.
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Re: Now THAT was funny.
It was just funny watching the guy lie to the cop when even the cameraman had spotted the joint.Psychoserenity wrote:And have you?Gawdzilla wrote: First he asked if the guy had smoked anything tonight.
You're telling this story rather erratically and it doesn't seem quite as funny as you're making out.
Share the goods.
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Re: Now THAT was funny.
"It doesn't get any better than this."Psychoserenity wrote:And have you?Gawdzilla wrote: First he asked if the guy had smoked anything tonight.
You're telling this story rather erratically and it doesn't seem quite as funny as you're making out.
Share the goods.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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