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Real Cause of Japan Quake/Tsunami

Post by egbert » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:20 pm

1. God is angry at mankind for supporting Pat Robertson.

2. Oil Companies. The continued and ever increasing drilling and pumping of oil out of the earth has left voids and a the absence of a critical lubricant that normally allows tectonic plates to slide over each other without earthquakes.

3. It never happened. It's all a myth perpetrated by Lionists scamming money for fake charities and aid organizations.
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:26 pm

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Post by Rum » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:08 pm

The balance of the cosmos was becoming increasingly out of harmony. This was simply a corrective measure. :freak:
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Post by Azathoth » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:53 pm

HAARP again. Ian you are an utter cunt :lay:
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Re: Real Cause of Japan Quake/Tsunami

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:55 pm

Azathoth wrote:HAARP again. Ian you are an utter cunt :lay:

It had better not stink. :nono: :|~
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Re: Real Cause of Japan Quake/Tsunami

Post by mistermack » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:27 pm

I can't believe all of you. You are nothing but a bunch of global warming deniers.
It's perfectly obvious that the warmer the planet gets, the more earthquakes we will have. As the crust expands, the plates have to crack.
You can see the same effect on a Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie crust, which is absolute proof.
I'm afraid we'll all have to get used to a bit of shake, rattle and roll.
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Post by rachelbean » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:32 pm

mistermack wrote:I can't believe all of you. You are nothing but a bunch of global warming deniers.
Are you high? :teef:
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Re: Real Cause of Japan Quake/Tsunami

Post by laklak » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:50 pm

Of course it's global warming!! :hairfire:

Hang on, maybe it's the MOON!!!!! :hairfire: :hairfire:

No, no! It's Arma-fucking-gedden!!!!!! :hairfire: :hairfire: :hairfire:

It's FAGS! :hairfire: :hairfire: :hairfire: :hairfire:
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:34 pm

MM, you have a mental, yes?
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Re: Real Cause of Japan Quake/Tsunami

Post by Azathoth » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:15 pm

It was fucking HAARP. Look der iz PROOF1!!1!!!11

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following a week of electromagnetic silence, HAARP was turned on at approximately 0:00 hours 9 March, 2011 UTC and has been going strong since.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:19 pm

Google "supermoon" right now for some really silly shit.
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Re: Real Cause of Japan Quake/Tsunami

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:21 pm

In a close by parallel universe evolving along a similar history until this morning, Japan got struck by a asteroid there, and the earthquake here is just a pale reflection of the real disaster. I can supply proof but it is a rather technical. :smoke:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:23 pm

Crumple wrote:In a close by parallel universe evolving along a similar history until this morning, Japan got struck by a asteroid there, and the earthquake here is just a pale reflection of the real disaster. I can supply proof but it is a rather technical. :smoke:
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Re: Real Cause of Japan Quake/Tsunami

Post by Tero » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:42 pm

How about all the molten stuff them scientists claim the planet has inside it?
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Re: Real Cause of Japan Quake/Tsunami

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:44 pm

Tero wrote:How about all the molten stuff them scientists claim the planet has inside it?
That's only a theory you know? :hehe:
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