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The Royal Wedding

Post by egbert » Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:58 pm

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Post by AnInconvenientScotsman » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:09 pm

We get a day off. Fuck yeah.
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Post by egbert » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:17 pm

Because for spiteful Lefties, she and Prince William are as guilty as the residents of Downton Abbey. According to this sour bunch, the happy couple won’t stick an austerity programme, so over the next few months there will be only one goal: to ensure the Royal Wedding is a cut-price affair – a Ryanair celebration with plastic garlands and cost-cutter canapés. They’ll whinge about every minor detail, and will not rest until the Palace opts for a lunch-time quickie in the registry office.

Their ideas are so wrong-headed I hardly know where to begin. The Royal wedding is not only for the Windsors, it’s a national celebration for Britain. As a ritual, it will remind the people of this country to cherish marriage and the family – and to treasure our Christian heritage and the monarchy itself. It may even have the power to lift the nation out of its deep existential crisis.
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Post by Rum » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:31 pm

This stuff is simply getting old and irrelevant. I am surprised the participants themselves aren't slightly embarrassed. Perhaps money and privilege shield one from feeling foolish.

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Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:34 pm

They've been at it like rabbits for quite a while and I'd like to know how the Archbishop of Cantebury can square marrying such in your face fornicators from such a dysfunctional family with his conchunch as church leader? :dunno:
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Post by maiforpeace » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:45 pm

Considering how gaga many Americans are about the royal wedding, I think we should get a day off too.
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Post by Azathoth » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:55 pm

egbert wrote:
Because for spiteful Lefties, she and Prince William are as guilty as the residents of Downton Abbey. According to this sour bunch, the happy couple won’t stick an austerity programme, so over the next few months there will be only one goal: to ensure the Royal Wedding is a cut-price affair – a Ryanair celebration with plastic garlands and cost-cutter canapés. They’ll whinge about every minor detail, and will not rest until the Palace opts for a lunch-time quickie in the registry office.

Their ideas are so wrong-headed I hardly know where to begin. The Royal wedding is not only for the Windsors, it’s a national celebration for Britain. As a ritual, it will remind the people of this country to cherish marriage and the family – and to treasure our Christian heritage and the monarchy itself. It may even have the power to lift the nation out of its deep existential crisis.
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post by egbert » Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:33 pm

Crumple wrote:They've been at it like rabbits for quite a while and I'd like to know how the Archbishop of Cantebury can square marrying such in your face fornicators from such a dysfunctional family with his conchunch as church leader? :dunno:
Tsk, tsk, such remarks could get one suspended......
A Church of England bishop who made "deeply offensive" comments about the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been suspended from public ministry.

The Bishop of London, the Rt Rev Richard Chartres, said he had asked the Rt Rev Pete Broadbent, Bishop of Willesden, to withdraw from public ministry until further notice.

He said he was "appalled" by comments about the marriage posted on Facebook (lol. Nothing but trouble) by Bishop Broadbent.

Bishop Broadbent reportedly said Prince William and Miss Middleton's marriage may last only seven years and was said to have referred to the Royal Family as philanderers.
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Post by egbert » Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:40 pm

" I hope it doesn't end with a divorce and the princess dying of Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome. If it does at least we get to hear Sir Elton John sing Candle in the Wind again. "

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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post by Pappa » Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:00 pm

Rum wrote:This stuff is simply getting old and irrelevant. I am surprised the participants themselves aren't slightly embarrassed. Perhaps money and privilege shield one from feeling foolish.
I'd love to spend a day inside their head just to find out how cut off from the real world they are.
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Post by kiki5711 » Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:05 pm

Fuck the Royal Wedding! Fuck the Royal Wedding!

I agree with him. Fuck the Royal Wedding! :yes: :ab:

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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:18 pm

Rum wrote:...Perhaps money and privilege shield one from feeling foolish.
That would explain everything the grooms father has ever said...
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Post by redunderthebed » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:45 pm

The colonies get into this horseshit without a day off get fucked.
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