A Merkin is a pubic toupee.

[hadespussercats]

Or, alternately, a wig to be worn on the chest-- a la Mike Myers as Austin Powers.

I understand that the residents of the United States seem insular, arrogant, and uneducated, to many people in other parts of the world. And I realize that Dubya's Texas accent seems to perfectly exemplify these qualities. But we Americans are not all hicks, and we certainly don't all speak like our ex-Thug-in-Chief.

Thank you for your attention.

[maiforpeace]

Or, alternately, a wig to be worn on the chest-- a la Mike Myers as Austin Powers.

I understand that the residents of the United States seem insular, arrogant, and uneducated, to many people in other parts of the world. And I realize that Dubya's Texas accent seems to perfectly exemplify these qualities. But we Americans are not all hicks, and we certainly don't all speak like our ex-Thug-in-Chief.

Thank you for your attention.

Ah doesn't cornsider mahse'f t'be backwards, but ah do live in th' hills, so perhaps other varmints'd git thet impresshun.

[hadespussercats]

Or, alternately, a wig to be worn on the chest-- a la Mike Myers as Austin Powers.

I understand that the residents of the United States seem insular, arrogant, and uneducated, to many people in other parts of the world. And I realize that Dubya's Texas accent seems to perfectly exemplify these qualities. But we Americans are not all hicks, and we certainly don't all speak like our ex-Thug-in-Chief.

Thank you for your attention.

Ah doesn't cornsider mahse'f t'be backwards, but ah do live in th' hills, so perhaps other varmints'd git thet impresshun.

Heh.
As long as you're not a fan of Larry the Cable Guy, you're probably all right in my book.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I started the Merkin thing because I thought it was funny.

[hadespussercats]

I started the Merkin thing because I thought it was funny.

It was YOU!!!

I shoulda known...

[Gallstones]

Or, alternately, a wig to be worn on the chest-- a la Mike Myers as Austin Powers.

I understand that the residents of the United States seem insular, arrogant, and uneducated, to many people in other parts of the world. And I realize that Dubya's Texas accent seems to perfectly exemplify these qualities. But we Americans are not all hicks, and we certainly don't all speak like our ex-Thug-in-Chief.

Thank you for your attention.

Ah doesn't cornsider mahse'f t'be backwards, but ah do live in th' hills, so perhaps other varmints'd git thet impresshun.

Heh.
As long as you're not a fan of Larry the Cable Guy, you're probably all right in my book.

Oops.






Not really.

[Gallstones]

I started the Merkin thing because I thought it was funny.

It is funny.

Shouldn't it be spelled 'Merkin " 'cause the Ah, is off?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I started the Merkin thing because I thought it was funny.

It is funny.

Shouldn't it be spelled 'Merkin " 'cause the Ah, is off?

Then klr wouldn't be grinding his teeth every time he sees it.

[laklak]

Get er done!

[Evabot]

I'm a beaner.

[hadespussercats]

I'm a beaner.

For some reason, I thought Carlos Mencia was the only person who used that word.
Beans are tasty.

[Evabot]

[Coito ergo sum]

Beaners....
Beaners....
Beaners...
Beaners.. Are Gonna Kick you in the Face

[hadespussercats]

Beaners....
Beaners....
Beaners...
Beaners.. Are Gonna Kick you in the Face

That's not what I was picturing in my face.

[Evabot]

Beaners....
Beaners....
Beaners...
Beaners.. Are Gonna Kick you in the Face

That's not what I was picturing in my face.

I'm gonna kiss you in the face

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