Anyone know when I'll be assigned to my Jew?

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:57 pm

LOL - I love this stuff. Nothing cracks me up more than a supremacist. And, they come in all flavors...

http://www.jpost.com/JewishWorld/Jewish ... ?id=191782
Yosef: Gentiles exist only to serve Jews
By JONAH MANDEL
10/18/2010 05:13

According to Rabbi, the lives of non-Jews in Israel are safeguarded by divinity, to prevent losses to Jews.

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The sole purpose of non-Jews is to serve Jews, according to Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, the head of Shas’s Council of Torah Sages and a senior Sephardi adjudicator.

“Goyim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel,” he said in his weekly Saturday night sermon on the laws regarding the actions non-Jews are permitted to perform on Shabbat.

According to Yosef, the lives of non-Jews in Israel are safeguarded by divinity, to prevent losses to Jews.

“In Israel, death has no dominion over them... With gentiles, it will be like any person – they need to die, but [God] will give them longevity. Why? Imagine that one’s donkey would die, they’d lose their money.

This is his servant... That’s why he gets a long life, to work well for this Jew,” Yosef said.



“Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat.

That is why gentiles were created,” he added.

Yosef’s Saturday night sermons have seen many controversial statements from the 90-year-old rabbi. In August, Yosef caused a diplomatic uproar when he wished a plague upon the Palestinian people and their leaders, a curse he retracted a few weeks later, when he blessed them along with all of Israel’s other peace-seeking neighbors.

http://atheistnews.blogs.fi/2010/11/05/ ... s-9921276/

Ahhhh....religion....it's all about tolerance and forgiveness and being good to each other, ain't that what they tell us?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:59 pm

Dibs on Rachel Weiss!
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Post by Rob » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:05 pm

What the fuck? Um... this guy isn't taken seriously by any chance is he?
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:08 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Dibs on Rachel Weiss!
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But, I'd like to moonlight for Sarah Silverman.... Image

I'd be happy to serve!

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Post by Rob » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:10 pm

I can live with doubt, and uncertainty, and not knowing. I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong. [...] I don’t feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in a mysterious universe without having any purpose, which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn’t frighten me. - Richard Feynman

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:12 pm

ScienceRob wrote:What the fuck? Um... this guy isn't taken seriously by any chance is he?
According to the article, he is a highly respected scholar and political figure. But, I can't say as I've ever heard of him.

I love it when fuckers are honest....he's like - "yeah, you fucking goyim are proles, man. You're here to serve your Jew masters!"

It makes perfect sense to him, and is in no sense insulting or anything, in hi mind. And, it is so extreme that folks on our side of the world tend to not believe it even when he says it.

There are freaks in the world - and this fucker is one of 'em!

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:12 pm

ScienceRob wrote:http://www.jpost.com/JewishWorld/Jewish ... ?id=191782

Original source, by the way.
That's the same source I linked to...

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Post by Rob » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:17 pm

Ah yes, I read your text and scrolled down, somehow I missed the fact you linked two, only seeing the one link to the blog, heh.
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Post by JimC » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:26 pm

Has Gawd seen this thread yet? :?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:28 pm

JimC wrote:Has Gawd seen this thread yet? :?
No, but who can we get him assigned to....? :demon:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:34 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
JimC wrote:Has Gawd seen this thread yet? :?
No, but who can we get him assigned to....? :demon:

Maybe this guy: Image

Or, this guy: Image


LOL -- I thought about the whole anti-semitism thing when I was about to post this news report...but, I asked myself, would I hesitate to post it if it was a Muslim or a Christian? Not at all.... so, I thought what the heck...

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Post by Ian » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:39 pm

I want Natalie Portman!!! :ab: :drool:

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:47 pm

Ian wrote:I want Natalie Portman!!! :ab: :drool:

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You're not Jewish, right?

Only actual goyim are going to be assigned to Jews.

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Post by Trolldor » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:09 pm

I'm Chinese-Irish... surely that qualifies me as being a Jew?
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Post by Ian » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:19 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Ian wrote:I want Natalie Portman!!! :ab: :drool:

You're not Jewish, right?

Only actual goyim are going to be assigned to Jews.
I can change, if it means getting with her. :twisted:

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