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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:04 pm

Films By Lucifer Valentine 666 Will Never Be Allowed Into Great White North

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Considering sending a DVD copy of “Professor Shino’s Classes on Seduction” to your cousin in Kamloops?

Be warned that Canada’s Border Services Agency considers that Japanese anime production obscene and could seize it. The 2006 film is among the 65 DVDs reviewed by Canadian government employees during the second quarter of 2010, according to a list of “Admissible and Prohibited Titles” released today.

That entertaining document, excerpted here in a PDF, discloses that 41 titles were deemed admissible, while 24 DVDs were prohibited from being distributed in the country.

The border agency does not detail why certain videos are barred, but titles can give a hint, such as “Asian Femdom Genitorture” and “Regoregitated Sacrifice,” a film credited to Lucifer Valentine 666. Films that were judged suitable for Canadian screenings included “Supersquirt 5” and “The Gangbang Girl, No. 35.”
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Good thing Canadians have the government to protect them from cartoons. Who knows what damage could be done if anime porn gets through the Canadian borders......

Ah....censorship...gotta love it.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:10 pm

Can't ship to Canada, apparently! :funny: Probably not the porn that matters, it's probably not sufficiently 'Canadian content' lol -

Isn't there a rule in Canada that Bryan Adams must be played on the radio at least 30 times a day, by law? LOL

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Can't ship to Canada, apparently! :funny: Probably not the porn that matters, it's probably not sufficiently 'Canadian content' lol -

Isn't there a rule in Canada that Bryan Adams must be played on the radio at least 30 times a day, by law? LOL
You want a copy, send me an addy via PM. :tup:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:13 pm

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Coito ergo sum wrote:
Can't ship to Canada, apparently! :funny: Probably not the porn that matters, it's probably not sufficiently 'Canadian content' lol -

Isn't there a rule in Canada that Bryan Adams must be played on the radio at least 30 times a day, by law? LOL
You want a copy, send me an addy via PM. :tup:
Not a fan of anime here. It creeps me out. :what:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:16 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Can't ship to Canada, apparently! :funny: Probably not the porn that matters, it's probably not sufficiently 'Canadian content' lol -

Isn't there a rule in Canada that Bryan Adams must be played on the radio at least 30 times a day, by law? LOL
You want a copy, send me an addy via PM. :tup:
Not a fan of anime here. It creeps me out. :what:
Ever see "Fritz the Cat"?
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:22 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Can't ship to Canada, apparently! :funny: Probably not the porn that matters, it's probably not sufficiently 'Canadian content' lol -

Isn't there a rule in Canada that Bryan Adams must be played on the radio at least 30 times a day, by law? LOL
You want a copy, send me an addy via PM. :tup:
Not a fan of anime here. It creeps me out. :what:
Ever see "Fritz the Cat"?
I think I saw it about 25 years ago. Lame. Canada probably banned it, though. LOL

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Gawdzilla wrote:Ever see "Fritz the Cat"?
I think I saw it about 25 years ago. Lame. Canada probably banned it, though. LOL
I saw it in a "non-standard" theater outside the Naval Station in Charleston, SC, when I was training in the swamps. There was a church bus in the parking lot.
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Post by sandinista » Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:26 am

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Can't ship to Canada, apparently! :funny: Probably not the porn that matters, it's probably not sufficiently 'Canadian content' lol -

Isn't there a rule in Canada that Bryan Adams must be played on the radio at least 30 times a day, by law? LOL
It is law...Brian adams and nickleback must be played once for every 3 songs played.
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Post by lsdetroit » Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:28 am

i had no idea canadians had such strict censorship details. that sucks.
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Post by Azathoth » Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:49 am

Downloading is fun
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:03 am

Ghatanothoa wrote:Downloading is fun
I don't want a PM with that link. :read:
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Post by Chinaski » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:33 am

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Ghatanothoa wrote:Downloading is fun
I don't want a PM with that link. :read:
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Post by Azathoth » Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:52 am

Regoregitated Sacrifice is some seriously fucked up shit. It has been a while since I saw anything that warped. :biggrin:
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:44 am

I blame Canada.


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