I missed this article first time round...

"Rather too much tweed for his age . . ." ?Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
Twoflower wrote:Please tell me you noticed the date it was published?
The story is trueklr wrote:Twoflower wrote:Please tell me you noticed the date it was published?
EDIT: I think the Kit-Kat reference did it for me anyway.
Twoflower wrote:Like totally true.
That was part of the joke.Elessarina wrote:Twoflower wrote:Like totally true.
From what I can see and given that Coxy has also commented on it.
klr wrote:That was part of the joke.Elessarina wrote:Twoflower wrote:Like totally true.
From what I can see and given that Coxy has also commented on it.
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