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Post by cowiz » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:47 am

Following the link in the "Arrest the Pope" thread to the Daily Beast, I had a dig around that site and found this abomination:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and- ... :archive12

According to this journalist, men will look at the photographs of women on their Facebook friends pages. Shock horror!!! And the writer is critical of this for some unfathomable puritanical reason. Most staggeringly she seems shocked and stunned that male Facebook users are eschewing porn and viewing clothed women in natural poses. If you want to waste five minutes of your life on complete inanity and shite reporting, fill your boots and click the link.

PS -if I've not knocked one off over your Facebook photos you're doing it wrong.
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:56 am

What a waste of electrons. :roll:
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Post by charlou » Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:09 am

I don't understand her problem either.
some guy quoted in the article wrote:“I think the theory is that the women on Facebook are, if nothing else, real,” he explained, “and often people that you might have a real-life attraction to.”
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
Amanda Marcotte wrote:But outside of concerns about older men ogling pictures of underage women, it seems that women with Facebook profiles would do well to believe that what we don’t know about our male friends’ Facebook habits won’t kill us. Still, you could be forgiven for combing over your Facebook pictures to delete any that might seem a little provocative.
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BTW, underage women? Women are women. Anything under the age of woman is a child.
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Post by cowiz » Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:10 am

Charlou wrote:I don't understand her problem either.
some guy quoted in the article wrote:“I think the theory is that the women on Facebook are, if nothing else, real,” he explained, “and often people that you might have a real-life attraction to.”
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
But outside of concerns about older men ogling pictures of underage women, it seems that women with Facebook profiles would do well to believe that what we don’t know about our male friends’ Facebook habits won’t kill us. Still, you could be forgiven for combing over your Facebook pictures to delete any that might seem a little provocative.
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BTW, underage women? Women are women. Anything under the age of woman is a child.
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Post by Twiglet » Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:25 am

Nobody thought to ask women facebook users if they were perving on the guys, because of course, that would never happen :demon:

Or maybe it just wouldn't be objectionable..... :hehe:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:26 am

Oh that neeeeeeever happens... :whistle:

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Post by rachelbean » Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:56 am

Wow, how pointless and stupid. Was this written by a 14 year old born-again christian?
On the other hand, there’s an undeniable ick factor to the idea of men getting off to pictures you posted for your friends to platonically peruse. No one wants to think of their male friends (or worse, their coworkers or bosses) projecting them into sex fantasies.
No one wants to think of that? Are you sure? And even if nobody did, it wouldn't change the fact that it happens, with or without facebook. Hey ladies, guess what, all your male friends (and some ladies too) have wanked it thinking about you, even before facebook was around :lol:
Complicating matters, Facebook is rife with pictures of very young women experimenting with ribaldry, probably unaware of how those pictures might be read by men.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:01 am

+ lots. :nono: The Ridiculousometer is off the charts with this one.
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Post by virphen » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:11 am

Brilliant article. Best thing I've read in the last 5 minutes.

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Post by Chinaski » Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:40 am

She needs to get laid.
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Post by Animavore » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:25 am

Isn't that a joke site?

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Post by klr » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:42 am

Animavore wrote:Isn't that a joke site?

:dono:
Surprisingly, it appears to be kosher:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Daily_Beast

It would have made a lot more sense if it was an Onion-style spoof. :roll:
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Post by Elessarina » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:45 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Oh that neeeeeeever happens... :whistle:

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True, I've never done that... :ddpan:

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Post by Tigerwolf » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:29 pm

Elessarina wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Oh that neeeeeeever happens... :whistle:

:leave:

True, I've never done that... :ddpan:
Wait a minute...is that why you were so anxious for me to post piccies of myself on Facebook?!? :shock:

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Post by Valden » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:43 am

Oh noes! My male friends might be imaging me doing sexual stuffs!
The horror!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:















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