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WPC Survives Penis Attack!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:38 pm

There is nothing whatsoever misleading about the thrtead title. Read this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/nor ... 570398.stm

I must confess, I lolled. :hilarious:
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Post by Feck » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:45 pm

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Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:46 pm

I would have been useless as her backup.... :funny:

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Post by devogue » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:47 pm

His cock must have been positively Tiggeresque.
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Post by Feck » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:49 pm

Would have been funny if she had maced him ...
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Post by JimC » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:50 pm

I thought this was going to be about someone grabbing a mummified elephant's prick that just happened to be lying around, and whacking a WPC on the head with it... :shifty:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:51 pm

I laughed at all the other headlines from other sites:
FROM OTHER NEWS SITES
Scottish Sun Fined for assault on cop by willy - 2 hrs ago
Daily Record Man fined for assaulting policewoman with his penis - 3 hrs ago
The Register Legless Lithuanian attacks copper with todger - 7 hrs ago
Telegraph Lithuanian fined 'for assaulting police woman with his genitals' - 12 hrs ago
Anorak Aberdeen Man Assaults Police Officer With Penis - 12 hrs ago
The Register one has to be the best. :hilarious: Gotta watch out for the Legless Lithuanians! :shock:
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Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:51 pm

Feck wrote:Would have been funny if she had maced him ...
Yes, yes it would. :clap:

Or used her baton to "defend herself" against the "offensive weapon."

.... ouch.

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Post by JimC » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:51 pm

Feck wrote:Would have been funny if she had maced him ...
Or capsicum spray right where it would hurt the most... :biggrin:
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Post by Feck » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:54 pm

JimC wrote:
Feck wrote:Would have been funny if she had maced him ...
Or capsicum spray right where it would hurt the most... :biggrin:
It is pepper spray the Aberdeen cops use . :hehe:
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Post by JimC » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:03 pm

Feck wrote:
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Feck wrote:Would have been funny if she had maced him ...
Or capsicum spray right where it would hurt the most... :biggrin:
It is pepper spray the Aberdeen cops use . :hehe:
I suspect that is 2 different names for the same stuff...

Or, she could have tasered him right in the old fellow... :twisted:
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Post by Feck » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:06 pm

JimC wrote:
Feck wrote:
JimC wrote:
Feck wrote:Would have been funny if she had maced him ...
Or capsicum spray right where it would hurt the most... :biggrin:
It is pepper spray the Aberdeen cops use . :hehe:
I suspect that is 2 different names for the same stuff...

Or, she could have tasered him right in the old fellow... :twisted:
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Post by cowiz » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:11 pm

His defense lawyer pleaded that it was only a small cock-up
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Post by Feck » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:14 pm

pawiz wrote:His defense lawyer pleaded that it was only a small cock-up
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Post by Conny » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:20 pm

did anybody notice this? :
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