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Post by Coito ergo sum » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:03 pm

...with a 20 foot python...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he6O9nZ3CZs&feature=sub[/youtube]

Just understand that God can call your child to him, through your python, at any time.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:07 pm

A guy brought a Puma to the animal sanctuary I volunteered at in Indiana. He surrendered it and on the form you have to fill out he put "Grew too large for apartment" in the "Why?" field. A week later he came back. With four Indiana State Troopers. He pointed out the animal that had killed his wife. Three weeks earlier. The cat was ordered put down.
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:39 pm

This is a piss take, right?

"I should've checked on them before she went shopping and then to the movies?"
"he ate our Boston terrier a few months ago"?
"He misses Zack very much"?


And the subtitle on the screen. "Unpreventable Tragedies"? :nono:
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Post by Feck » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:50 pm

That's terrible all that plastic and clothes could make it ill .
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:51 pm

Feck wrote:That's terrible all that plastic and clothes could make it ill .
At least we know it's an atheist. :food: :demon:
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Post by Twoflower » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:02 pm

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:This is a piss take, right?
No this is america. :banghead:
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Post by PairOfFeet » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:07 pm

I didn't watch the video(I don't want to disturb the people reading here) but what did they do with the python after the event? I hope it's alright.

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Post by rumbelow » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:51 pm

"It's the moment that every family with a 20ft long python fears the most and it's one that you can't possibly prepare for"
"I mean you kinda think that a python isn't gonna bring your family anything but joy"
"It's the kind of thing you think can only happen to other people who have a 300lb python in the family" :funny:

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Post by mozg » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:29 pm

They sure made that Onion News Network text small.
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Post by Sisifo » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:06 pm

I love Onion News!!

But not a joke, one of my uncles was eaten alive by a pig, when he was a baby. They left him in his crate in the farm and one of the big pigs went up and ate most of him before they killed it. :?

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Post by Feck » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:08 pm

Sisifo wrote:I love Onion News!!

But not a joke, one of my uncles was eaten alive by a pig, when he was a baby. They left him in his crate in the farm and one of the big pigs went up and ate most of him before they killed it. :?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:55 pm

PairOfFeet wrote:I didn't watch the video(I don't want to disturb the people reading here) but what did they do with the python after the event? I hope it's alright.

*ducks from all the shoes and miscellaneous items being thrown in my direction*
Those would be python boots, I assume. :tea:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:58 pm

Sisifo wrote:I love Onion News!!

But not a joke, one of my uncles was eaten alive by a pig, when he was a baby. They left him in his crate in the farm and one of the big pigs went up and ate most of him before they killed it. :?

In my family, bacon is not pleasure. It is revenge. :levi:
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