Everything you didn't want to know about Trump and were not afraid to ask

[Joe]

The clothes make the man!

[laklak]

That they do, homes.

[Sean Hayden]

The clothes make the man!

Yeah, but they make those movies for us slobs. In the real world you want your lawyer to look the part.

[laklak]

I was called for jury duty. The defendant and lawyer were both in suits, black defendant, white lawyer. The lawyer asked me "does it prejudice you that the defendant is wearing a suit?" I replied "I thought you were the defendant". Even the judge laughed, and I was excused.

[Tero]

Guns? If no guns, it is boring anyway.

[Cunt]

Should prostituting be respected as a profession?

Should a customer of a prostitute be respected?

If a prostitute starts telling bedroom secrets, is she still a professional? Or is she the equivalent of a drunk plumber, piping shit uphill?

[Scot Dutchy]

It is a profession here but never mind keep thinking American.

[laklak]

More of a trade, IMO.

[Forty Two]

I was called for jury duty. The defendant and lawyer were both in suits, black defendant, white lawyer. The lawyer asked me "does it prejudice you that the defendant is wearing a suit?" I replied "I thought you were the defendant". Even the judge laughed, and I was excused.

That's a good one!

When folks talk about how to get out of jury duty, I tell them to find an opportune moment during voire dire to tell the defense counsel that if the police arrested someone they must be guilty. You'll be on your way home before lunch.

[Scot Dutchy]

Lovely attitude 42.

[Brian Peacock]

I would like to know what dirt has been found on him. It's like the existence of gods...everyone has been searching so hard, something substantial and important MUST have been found so far...

He had business dealings in Russia. Some Russian contacted him saying they had dirt on Hillary Clinton, which they apparently did not have, and Trump Jr was very interested in dirt on Hillary Clinton. There was a meeting, nothing happened. Trump paid off a porn star and a Playboy model who engaged in consensual sex with him. He's a philanderer, amoral, uncouth, rude and generally a loud and obnoxious person who demands those around him cater to him all the time or they will feel his wrath. Oh, he is both an evil genius, and dumb as a box of rocks, has orange skin and weird hair, and small mushroom head penis, and he has a grandad bod.

Have I left something out?

Yep. Flynn, Manafort, Page, Cohn, and the Greek guy, their trials, their pleas, and their guilt. But you're still indulging the fiction that all that stuff is the focus of the inquiries when it's just the stuff that's been thrown up by looking into Russian influence and interference in the electoral system.

[Brian Peacock]

Should prostituting be respected as a profession?

Should a customer of a prostitute be respected?

If a prostitute starts telling bedroom secrets, is she still a professional? Or is she the equivalent of a drunk plumber, piping shit uphill?

Depends if you call her a liar and send the boys round to frighten her kids or not.

[laklak]

I was called for jury duty. The defendant and lawyer were both in suits, black defendant, white lawyer. The lawyer asked me "does it prejudice you that the defendant is wearing a suit?" I replied "I thought you were the defendant". Even the judge laughed, and I was excused.

That's a good one!

When folks talk about how to get out of jury duty, I tell them to find an opportune moment during voire dire to tell the defense counsel that if the police arrested someone they must be guilty. You'll be on your way home before lunch.

Or mention "jury nullification" or "sovereign citizen" to the prosecutor.

[Forty Two]

It is a profession here but never mind keep thinking American.

His question wasn't whether it's a profession, it was whether it should be respected.

Man, you are blinded by America-hate, aren't you? Why would this question, about respecting prostitution, direct you to an insult of Americans? I mean, 90% of the world's countries have laws against prostitution. Most of Europe, save 8 countries, render it illegal or essentially illegal (countries like Norway make it illegal for (mostly men) to buy prostitutes, but they don't criminalize the prostitutes, another "blow" to the patriarchy, I guess...

[Sean Hayden]

Dutchy is a troll dude. It wouldn't surprise me to find out it's another member's sock. What's the alternative? There's this person out there that is seemingly sane but only ever talks about 1 thing?