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Post by Strontium Dog » Wed May 30, 2018 11:35 am

Some people are incapable of work. They're frequently unable to wash or dress themselves, so nobody is going to trust them to handle money or stack shelves.
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Post by Rum » Wed May 30, 2018 11:39 am

Wash and dress themselves?? Surely not to many of those! :lol:

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed May 30, 2018 12:43 pm

Strontium Dog wrote:
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Some people are incapable of work. They're frequently unable to wash or dress themselves, so nobody is going to trust them to handle money or stack shelves.
Well according to your government they are fit to work.
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Post by JimC » Wed May 30, 2018 9:13 pm

The real question is the number of people who want to work, but can't find jobs, plus those on low part-time work that would like to work full time.
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Post by mistermack » Wed May 30, 2018 11:03 pm

The amount of money being wasted on online gambling must be astronomic. You only have to look at who is doing all of the advertising on tv to work that out.

The gamblers are not just paying the bookies, they are paying for all the intensive advertising as well.
And they pay for the free tv programs that I'm watching. And the sponsorship deals.

Look at the gigantic wage packets of premiership footballers. All paid for by people who have hardly two pennies to rub together.
Gambling is the modern tobacco. It's killing people to make the rich richer.
I would ban the fucking lot, and make it illegal for banks to make any payments to any gambling company.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 31, 2018 12:04 am

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Some people are incapable of work. They're frequently unable to wash or dress themselves, so nobody is going to trust them to handle money or stack shelves.
What does this have to do with anything?
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Post by laklak » Thu May 31, 2018 1:49 am

I had this really great idea for an online gambling site. Ever catch antlions? If you throw two of them into a bowl they'll fight to the death. Fucking vicious little bastards. I could stream the fights and the punters could bet on them. Could put little uniforms on them. Don't think you could field a team, though, they'd just kill each other. Maybe a free for all melee?
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 31, 2018 2:08 am

You're probably joking, but no shit, you'd make a killing doing this. People would definitely bet on it. I'll partner up with you.
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Post by laklak » Thu May 31, 2018 2:17 am

PETA would be all up our asses. But we'd just tell them to fuck off.
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Post by JimC » Thu May 31, 2018 3:55 am

laklak wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 1:49 am
I had this really great idea for an online gambling site. Ever catch antlions? If you throw two of them into a bowl they'll fight to the death. Fucking vicious little bastards. I could stream the fights and the punters could bet on them. Could put little uniforms on them. Don't think you could field a team, though, they'd just kill each other. Maybe a free for all melee?
I think I posted about this before, but in our zoology department in the 70's, graduate students would have a glass container, into which they would put 2 examples of various nasty invertebrates, including a variety of spiders (including funnelwebs), scorpions, centipedes etc., then bet on the result of the inevitable fight to the death (often followed by a victory feast...). Funnelwebs, unsurprisingly, were almost always numero uno...

Wouldn't fly these days, the ethics committee would have their balls...
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu May 31, 2018 7:12 am

Gambling here is controlled by the constitution. It is illegal without a licence which is almost impossible to get. We dont have bookies or online betting from Dutch companies. People who want to bet have to use international betting sites but they have no protection. Advertising on tv is forbidden.
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Post by mistermack » Thu May 31, 2018 10:46 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 7:12 am
Gambling here is controlled by the constitution. It is illegal without a licence which is almost impossible to get. We dont have bookies or online betting from Dutch companies. People who want to bet have to use international betting sites but they have no protection. Advertising on tv is forbidden.
Got to give respect for that.
If they added a ban on any bank payments to international gambling sites, it would be better still.
If they made online gambling illegal, then payments would be aiding a crime, so would also be illegal.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 31, 2018 12:28 pm

Gambling ads during sport here has been a big issue for the last few years. Some stronger regulations have been imposed, but it's not enough IMO. All gambling ads should be banned. And advertising in general should be banned during any kids tv shows. It's exploitative.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu May 31, 2018 1:26 pm

I agree with that. On public broadcasting they are banned but on commercial it is a different story but sweet ads are banned.
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Post by Strontium Dog » Thu May 31, 2018 1:30 pm

pErvinalia wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 12:04 am
Strontium Dog wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 11:35 am
Some people are incapable of work. They're frequently unable to wash or dress themselves, so nobody is going to trust them to handle money or stack shelves.
What does this have to do with anything?
Have you not been following the thread? Some were questioning the government's official unemployment figures. I was pointing out that some people are literally unemployable.
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