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Re: Twitter

Post by Existentialist1844 » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:57 am

Is there anything bigger than SUPER EPIC MEGA PHILOSOPHY FAIL?
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Re: Twitter

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:17 am

Manofnofaith wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
SUPER EPIC MEGA PHILOSOPHY FAIL.
:hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
Thank you. I'm glad someone likes my work. I'll be here until Thursday, folks. :lol:
Let's hope it's that long at this rate! :hehe:
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Re: Twitter

Post by Transgirlofnofaith » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:18 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:Is there anything bigger than SUPER EPIC MEGA PHILOSOPHY FAIL?
Well, I would say the Mega Black hole fail, but that's big in a different way.

Do you think a certain poster here likes salads with lettuce and fail?
Or likes fail ale?
Or owns a failboat?
Or forgets to clean under his fails?
Or doesn't get excited about geology and rocks such as fail?
Or argues with males and fails?
Or takes a big fail to the beach to build sand castles?
Or orders from a fail-order catalog?
Or owns a business where he issues bonds for fail?
Or doesn't mind walking in stormy weather if there's a fail?
Or hates pictures of girls with fails?
Or doesn't like eating the animal known as a delicacy by some, fails?
Or builds a house with his own two hands, wood and fails?
Or enjoys nature by hiking on fails?
Or has a fascination with animals like reptiles with skin made of fails?
Or believes in conspiracies involving confails?
Or shops at fails?
Or wants to find the holy fail?
Or in winter, eats fail when it fails?
Or has spent time in fail?
Or fails at the thought that he might be wrong?
Or hunts for fails?
Or has had train trips on the fails?
Or tells tall fails?
Or has a thing against muslim women's fails?
Or heard the sound of a banshee when it fails?
Or ever been to an aquarium and seen the fails?
Or visited the country of fails?
Or has visited the famous campus of fail?

NOTE: THIS IS JUST SERIES OF PUNS. ANY ARGUMENT THAT THIS IS AGAINST THE RULES FAILS!
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Re: Twitter

Post by Meekychuppet » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:39 am

The manofnofaithmethod:

1. Post the word 'fail' a lot.

2. Expect the world to bow down to an ego the size of the universe.

3. ??????????

Get over yourself, you've been caught with your pants down. Just admit it and move on.
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Re: Twitter

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:00 am

The MeekyChuppetManofnoFaithMEthodCritiqueMethod

1) Point out law of diminishing fails?

2) ??????

The ClintonHuxleyMeekyChuppetManofnoFaithMEthodCritiqueMethodCriteria

1) Have no vested interest in either side, merely a desire to stir with a big spoon....

2) Get lost, Huxley.
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Re: Twitter

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:21 am

BAH HUMBUG!
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Re: Twitter

Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:56 am

MoNF, it is my opinion that you are a wind up merchant and like nothing more than stirring trouble, without actually caring about the subject under debate.

I shall give you an example:
MoNF wrote:I hate social networking sites. It's just a big in-group composed of people spouting random shit in a lame attempt to sound funny
edit: my emphasis.
A divisive comment, but you are entitled to your opinion.

Then you answer Meekys comment with this:
MonF wrote:I don't consider opportunities for Identity theft, potential stalking, and for potential employers to judge you for your private life when it's none of their business revolutionary, except in a negative sense.
Quite clearly, you've thought about it and dismissed it as being insecure. A fair comment and valid but then THIS:
Meeky wrote:Simple - use the privacy settings.
An excellent point.


So when Meeky, quite rightly pointed out that the privacy on most sites can be set, you said this:
MoNF wrote:Wow. That's great. And I don't care.

FAIL.
You clearly DO care, or you would have not posted the fucking argument in the first place. Therefore it is not a fail and you are WRONG.
But you seem to incapable of admitting any point of view other than your own. This, by my reckoning, is Forum Troll like behaviour.
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Re: Twitter

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:03 am

Shit, I think a forum flame war is beginning! :shock:

Run for the fucking hills!
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Re: Twitter

Post by redunderthebed » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:13 am

The thing is that if you don't like social networking sites fine! don't go on them but don't spam thread about how you hate it or whatever...
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Re: Twitter

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:34 am

I say lets have more threads like this, at least there is some life to it...
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Re: Twitter

Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:37 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:I say lets have more threads like this, at least there is some life to it...
Yes. I will give MoNF this, he's not boring.

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Re: Twitter

Post by charlou » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:41 am

AB wrote:This, by my reckoning, is Forum Troll like behaviour.
A furry troll ... ? :hehe:


CH wrote:I say lets have more threads like this, at least there is some life to it...
A little devil's advocacy seems to go a long way for MoNF ... :demon:
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Re: Twitter

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:11 pm

JimC wrote:Run for the fucking hills!
Since when do we have to limit our fucking to the hills? :cry:
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Re: Twitter

Post by Kristie » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:31 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
JimC wrote:Run for the fucking hills!
Since when do we have to limit our fucking to the hills? :cry:
:shock: There are no hills in Muncie!
We danced.

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Re: Twitter

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:32 pm

FIO wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
JimC wrote:Run for the fucking hills!
Since when do we have to limit our fucking to the hills? :cry:
:shock: There are no hills in Muncie!
Very, very bad! :console:
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