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by Alan B » Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:55 pm
That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...
Seems to work OK for me.
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by Hermit » Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:58 pm
This is why Brunhilde looks so well nourished.
She got her lips around a lot of godly sausages.
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by mistermack » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:20 pm
Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...
Seems to work OK for me.
Are you sure it wasn't that well known Cockney prick WhatsisName recommending that you don't cook the modern British sausage..?
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by JimC » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:25 pm
Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...
Seems to work OK for me.
I prick the sausages I cook on the BBQ. If I don't, they split when cooking...
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by Brian Peacock » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:47 pm

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by JimC » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:52 pm
I wonder if you can get one saying "Hide the sausage"?

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by JimC » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:33 pm
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by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:25 am
NineBerry wrote:German sausages are made from the meat of gods.
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by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:27 am
Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...
Seems to work OK for me.
I can't speak for fat brittish sausages*, but in the case of thin Aussie beef ones you should never prick them if you want to retain all the yummy flavour (and also not have the sausage split open).
* That wasn't a euphemism for Brian Peacock...

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by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:28 am
JimC wrote:Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...
Seems to work OK for me.
I prick the sausages I cook on the BBQ. If I don't, they split when cooking...

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by Brian Peacock » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:31 am
A sausage hasn't been successfully barbecued unless you can write your name with it on the pavement.
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by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:32 am
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by JimC » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:30 am
pErvin wrote:JimC wrote:Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage...
Seems to work OK for me.
I prick the sausages I cook on the BBQ. If I don't, they split when cooking...

The pricking lets some fat ooze out (also a plus, to my mind), the pressure inside doesn't build up, and the sausage doesn't either split or explode at both ends...
I'm talking about the fat pork sausages I get from my local butcher, which are the only kind I eat...
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by rainbow » Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:08 am
Brian Peacock wrote:A sausage hasn't been successfully barbecued unless you can write your name with it on the pavement.
How uncivilised.
The only sausage that can be barbecued:

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