Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack

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Re: Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack

Post by Alan B » Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:55 pm

That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage... :prof:

Seems to work OK for me.
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Post by Hermit » Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:58 pm

This is why Brunhilde looks so well nourished.

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She got her lips around a lot of godly sausages.
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Post by mistermack » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:20 pm

Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage... :prof:

Seems to work OK for me.
Are you sure it wasn't that well known Cockney prick WhatsisName recommending that you don't cook the modern British sausage..?
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Post by JimC » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:25 pm

Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage... :prof:

Seems to work OK for me.
I prick the sausages I cook on the BBQ. If I don't, they split when cooking...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:47 pm

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Post by JimC » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:52 pm

I wonder if you can get one saying "Hide the sausage"? :think:
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Post by JimC » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:33 pm

:hehe:
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:25 am

NineBerry wrote:German sausages are made from the meat of gods.

I like the meat of gods
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:27 am

Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage... :prof:

Seems to work OK for me.
I can't speak for fat brittish sausages*, but in the case of thin Aussie beef ones you should never prick them if you want to retain all the yummy flavour (and also not have the sausage split open).

* That wasn't a euphemism for Brian Peacock... :tea:
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:28 am

JimC wrote:
Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage... :prof:

Seems to work OK for me.
I prick the sausages I cook on the BBQ. If I don't, they split when cooking...
:think:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:31 am

A sausage hasn't been successfully barbecued unless you can write your name with it on the pavement.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:32 am

:lol:
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Re: Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack

Post by JimC » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:30 am

pErvin wrote:
JimC wrote:
Alan B wrote:That well known Cockney cook WhatsisName recommends that you don't prick the modern British sausage... :prof:

Seems to work OK for me.
I prick the sausages I cook on the BBQ. If I don't, they split when cooking...
:think:
The pricking lets some fat ooze out (also a plus, to my mind), the pressure inside doesn't build up, and the sausage doesn't either split or explode at both ends...

I'm talking about the fat pork sausages I get from my local butcher, which are the only kind I eat...
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Re: Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack

Post by rainbow » Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:08 am

Brian Peacock wrote:A sausage hasn't been successfully barbecued unless you can write your name with it on the pavement.
How uncivilised.

The only sausage that can be barbecued:
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