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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by tattuchu » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:13 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:Do they make the fish drink it? Is that how it passes through their tiny bladders?
Make them drink it? This isn't like foie gras, where they gotta trick the ducks into cooperating by promising them god-know-what. These fishy little motherfuckers are lining up for the job.They may be fish, but they ain't no dummies.
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:30 pm

Sure, but it's dead easy to pimp a goose. "Hey girl. Yo my perfect lil gander bitch. Yo want some new shoes honey? Yo want me to oil that sweet long neck for ya darlin'? Oh, you know what I mean baby. Oh yeah... But first I got a little something for you to swallow... Yeah... you gonna take it... take it all... you my main gander bitch. "
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by tattuchu » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:42 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:Sure, but it's dead easy to pimp a goose. "Hey girl. Yo my perfect lil gander bitch. Yo want some new shoes honey? Yo want me to oil that sweet long neck for ya darlin'? Oh, you know what I mean baby. Oh yeah... But first I got a little something for you to swallow... Yeah... you gonna take it... take it all... you my main gander bitch. "
Fuck, I'm ready to swallow it now myself :ab:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by Svartalf » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:48 pm

You sir misinterpret the phrase 'drink like a fish'
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:51 pm

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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by rainbow » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:05 am

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I might consider the vegetarian option here.
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:27 am

Pig's bum!
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by rainbow » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:40 am

JimC wrote:Pig's bum!
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:08 am

calamari are bad, soy calamari are worse.
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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:32 am

I like to devour cephalopods!
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:37 am

I'm generally hostile to seafood of any kind
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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:44 am

The French are supposed to devour anything!
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:02 am

I'm picky
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