Fucking white male cyclist cunts.

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Re: Fucking white male cyclist cunts.

Post by JimC » Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:02 am

Seth wrote:
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...The reason almost nobody cycles...
Maybe in the USA, AKA Obeseland...

Most of the rest of the civilised world is steadily increasing the percentage of commuting via bicycles. In the process, they reduce traffic congestion and air pollution, and increase their own fitness levels...
That's the biggest load of horseshit yet from you.
Essentially, for you, the USA is the entire universe...
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Post by Rum » Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:19 pm

More cycle lanes in my city these days. More cyclists. Amerika is not the world as you say Jim.

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Post by laklak » Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:42 pm

We've got plenty of the silly buggers around here. All spandexed out with funny helmets, they look like Gary Glitter fucked Devo.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by NineBerry » Mon Oct 19, 2015 3:46 pm

I (re-)started cycling this summer. No sweating or stinking since after the first few days of practise.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:35 pm

devogue wrote:I just don't understand why they have to dress up as if they are competing in the Tour de France.

If they cycled on choppers, penny farthings or BMXs and wore boaters and stripey blazers they would at least add some charm to the day and subtract a lot of twatwaffilism.
I googled 'riding my chopper' but the kind of bikes I saw looked like they'd been ridden to death.
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Post by Seth » Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:14 pm

JimC wrote:
Seth wrote:
JimC wrote:
Seth wrote:

...The reason almost nobody cycles...
Maybe in the USA, AKA Obeseland...

Most of the rest of the civilised world is steadily increasing the percentage of commuting via bicycles. In the process, they reduce traffic congestion and air pollution, and increase their own fitness levels...
That's the biggest load of horseshit yet from you.
Essentially, for you, the USA is the entire universe...
No, just the sane part.
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Post by Seth » Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:21 pm

Rum wrote:More cycle lanes in my city these days. More cyclists. Amerika is not the world as you say Jim.
By "more" you mean 1.3356% rather than 1.3340% of all highway users don't you.

Bikes will never represent more than the tiniest fraction of highway users, ever. The only reason Copenhagen has such a high proportion of bicyclists is because it's a historic anomaly.

Any metropolitan area in any area where it gets below 70f or above 75f seasonally is never going to move a substantial portion of its residents by bicycle because most people don't want to either freeze their assess of or collapse from heat stroke during inclement weather, so they have to have OTHER forms of transportation suited to long distance travel in inclement weather, which makes bicycles nothing more than what they have always been: recreational toys.

So, roping off expensive and already overloaded public streets and highways and spending money on bike paths that should be used improving useful transportation infrastructure is just so much political pork-barreling that creates a detriment to the essential purpose of getting people from point A to point B for the benefit of commerce.
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Post by Seth » Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:23 pm

NineBerry wrote:I (re-)started cycling this summer. No sweating or stinking since after the first few days of practise.
Wanna bet? The fact that YOU can't smell it anymore doesn't mean you aren't odoriferous.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Oct 19, 2015 10:33 pm

Did Seth just parse a "You smell" playground jibe? :lol:
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Post by NineBerry » Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:11 am

Brian Peacock wrote:Did Seth just parse a "You smell" playground jibe? :lol:
It's only a trick to get me to send him some used underwear as "evidence".

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Post by Rum » Tue Oct 20, 2015 11:03 am

Seth wrote:
Rum wrote:More cycle lanes in my city these days. More cyclists. Amerika is not the world as you say Jim.
By "more" you mean 1.3356% rather than 1.3340% of all highway users don't you.

Bikes will never represent more than the tiniest fraction of highway users, ever. The only reason Copenhagen has such a high proportion of bicyclists is because it's a historic anomaly.

Any metropolitan area in any area where it gets below 70f or above 75f seasonally is never going to move a substantial portion of its residents by bicycle because most people don't want to either freeze their assess of or collapse from heat stroke during inclement weather, so they have to have OTHER forms of transportation suited to long distance travel in inclement weather, which makes bicycles nothing more than what they have always been: recreational toys.

So, roping off expensive and already overloaded public streets and highways and spending money on bike paths that should be used improving useful transportation infrastructure is just so much political pork-barreling that creates a detriment to the essential purpose of getting people from point A to point B for the benefit of commerce.
But isn't reserving a public utility for the majority and excluding the elite socialismist?? :razzle:

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Post by mistermack » Tue Oct 20, 2015 1:04 pm

laklak wrote:We've got plenty of the silly buggers around here. All spandexed out with funny helmets, they look like Gary Glitter fucked Devo.
The one essential for biking in the city is shoes with steel toe-caps.
Great for when a car gets too close.
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Post by Seth » Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:45 pm

Rum wrote:
Seth wrote:
Rum wrote:More cycle lanes in my city these days. More cyclists. Amerika is not the world as you say Jim.
By "more" you mean 1.3356% rather than 1.3340% of all highway users don't you.

Bikes will never represent more than the tiniest fraction of highway users, ever. The only reason Copenhagen has such a high proportion of bicyclists is because it's a historic anomaly.

Any metropolitan area in any area where it gets below 70f or above 75f seasonally is never going to move a substantial portion of its residents by bicycle because most people don't want to either freeze their assess of or collapse from heat stroke during inclement weather, so they have to have OTHER forms of transportation suited to long distance travel in inclement weather, which makes bicycles nothing more than what they have always been: recreational toys.

So, roping off expensive and already overloaded public streets and highways and spending money on bike paths that should be used improving useful transportation infrastructure is just so much political pork-barreling that creates a detriment to the essential purpose of getting people from point A to point B for the benefit of commerce.
But isn't reserving a public utility for the majority and excluding the elite socialismist?? :razzle:
Nope, it's prohibiting the "free riders" from perpetrating a fraud on the people who actually pay for the transportation infrastructure.
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Post by laklak » Tue Oct 20, 2015 8:29 pm

Damn near took one of the stupid cunts out today, coming back from the store. Asshole turned across 3 fucking lanes of traffic on U.S. 301 without even looking. If I'd been in the truck I'd have hit him, but I was driving the Pathfinder and he'd have come over the hood and through the windshield, like a fucking deer.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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