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Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
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It bothers me that in years to come, when historians are pouring over my posts, that a certain little nugget will never be found.
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
jamest wrote:It bothers me that in years to come, when historians are pissing over my posts, that a certain little nugget will never be found.

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Salman Rushdie
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Sandy Denny
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Paco
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Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
Hey, you don't have the authority to change the present and thus have the past belittled. A posthumous nobel prize is on the line.
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
To my mind, you cannot possibly receive a posthumous award soon enough.jamest wrote:Hey, you don't have the authority to change the present and thus have the past belittled. A posthumous nobel prize is on the line.

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing

Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
Luckily for me, death is an illusion.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:To my mind, you cannot possibly receive a posthumous award soon enough.jamest wrote:Hey, you don't have the authority to change the present and thus have the past belittled. A posthumous nobel prize is on the line.

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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
Wait a minute
Bill Clinton went to Oxford University.
And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!
Surely there must be some connection ??

Bill Clinton went to Oxford University.

And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!
Surely there must be some connection ??
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
Both evolutionary dead-ends. Only some dead-ends are more dead than others.mistermack wrote:Wait a minute![]()
Bill Clinton went to Oxford University.![]()
And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!
Surely there must be some connection ??
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
People with surnames beginning with C have always looked dodgy to me.mistermack wrote:Wait a minute![]()
Bill Clinton went to Oxford University.![]()
And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!
Surely there must be some connection ??
What do you think, XC?
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I wouldn't know. My surname is Xamonas. Chegwé is a K'nirkish honorific bestowed on me by the Approximate of Thelp-Uruh.jamest wrote:People with surnames beginning with C have always looked dodgy to me.mistermack wrote:Wait a minute![]()
Bill Clinton went to Oxford University.![]()
And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!
Surely there must be some connection ??
What do you think, XC?

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing

Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
I didn't understand any of that. Sounds like you have your cock in a pig's mouth.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I wouldn't know. My surname is Xamonas. Chegwé is a K'nirkish honorific bestowed on me by the Approximate of Thelp-Uruh.jamest wrote:People with surnames beginning with C have always looked dodgy to me.mistermack wrote:Wait a minute![]()
Bill Clinton went to Oxford University.![]()
And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!
Surely there must be some connection ??
What do you think, XC?
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
Your cock in a pig's mouth beats a pig cock in your mouth any day.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
This very much depends upon whether or not the pig is chewing.laklak wrote:Your cock in a pig's mouth beats a pig cock in your mouth any day.

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing

Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??
Did you mean choking?
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Pigs will eat anything so choking is out of the question. 

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