Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by jamest » Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:24 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:I don't mind. It was far from my best work anyway.
I suspect that our jokes were almost identical in theme. Only Caesar knows.

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Post by jamest » Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:26 pm

It bothers me that in years to come, when historians are pouring over my posts, that a certain little nugget will never be found.

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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:47 pm

jamest wrote:It bothers me that in years to come, when historians are pissing over my posts, that a certain little nugget will never be found.
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Post by jamest » Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:55 pm

Hey, you don't have the authority to change the present and thus have the past belittled. A posthumous nobel prize is on the line.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:50 pm

jamest wrote:Hey, you don't have the authority to change the present and thus have the past belittled. A posthumous nobel prize is on the line.
To my mind, you cannot possibly receive a posthumous award soon enough. :biggrin:
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by jamest » Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:08 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
jamest wrote:Hey, you don't have the authority to change the present and thus have the past belittled. A posthumous nobel prize is on the line.
To my mind, you cannot possibly receive a posthumous award soon enough. :biggrin:
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Post by mistermack » Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:17 am

Wait a minute :prof:

Bill Clinton went to Oxford University. :thinks:

And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!

Surely there must be some connection ??
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Post by cronus » Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:32 am

mistermack wrote:Wait a minute :prof:

Bill Clinton went to Oxford University. :thinks:

And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!

Surely there must be some connection ??
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Post by jamest » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:02 pm

mistermack wrote:Wait a minute :prof:

Bill Clinton went to Oxford University. :thinks:

And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!

Surely there must be some connection ??
People with surnames beginning with C have always looked dodgy to me.

What do you think, XC?

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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:28 pm

jamest wrote:
mistermack wrote:Wait a minute :prof:

Bill Clinton went to Oxford University. :thinks:

And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!

Surely there must be some connection ??
People with surnames beginning with C have always looked dodgy to me.

What do you think, XC?
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by jamest » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:36 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
jamest wrote:
mistermack wrote:Wait a minute :prof:

Bill Clinton went to Oxford University. :thinks:

And he was later caught putting his dick in a pig's mouth !!

Surely there must be some connection ??
People with surnames beginning with C have always looked dodgy to me.

What do you think, XC?
I wouldn't know. My surname is Xamonas. Chegwé is a K'nirkish honorific bestowed on me by the Approximate of Thelp-Uruh. :tea:
I didn't understand any of that. Sounds like you have your cock in a pig's mouth.

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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by laklak » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:37 pm

Your cock in a pig's mouth beats a pig cock in your mouth any day.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:40 pm

laklak wrote:Your cock in a pig's mouth beats a pig cock in your mouth any day.
This very much depends upon whether or not the pig is chewing. :tea:
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by jamest » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:43 pm

Did you mean choking?

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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by cronus » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:57 am

Pigs will eat anything so choking is out of the question. :read:
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