Actually, you only have to die on the last day of the year to claim the death deduction. (I told Jesus this, but he couldn't adjust his schedule, so Easter weekend was the default.)Geoff wrote:He's just spending a year dead for tax purposes?
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Thanks, I just wasted an hour on the Onion... 
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My work here is complete.Psi Wavefunction wrote:Thanks, I just wasted an hour on the Onion...
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Time on the Onion is never wasted!Psi Wavefunction wrote:Thanks, I just wasted an hour on the Onion...
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Odd... Most of the preservatives I can think of facilitate burning.They also can't burn the monkey due to the amount of preservatives in his body.
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The tragic story of the death of We:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19334041/ns ... GT1/10056/
Not recent news, but it stuck with me.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19334041/ns ... GT1/10056/
Not recent news, but it stuck with me.
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This story was on the same site as a story that someone posted a link to on my other forum.
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/
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Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird
Least Competent Criminals
Not Ready for Prime Time: In April, police in Fayetteville, N.C., were seeking a pregnant woman who walked into a Carter Bank & Trust branch with a handgun and demanded cash. As a clerk was taking money out to give to her, she received a call on her cell phone, and the conversation became so intense that she ignored the money and walked out of the bank empty-handed, still talking. [Fox News-AP, 4-22-09]
Least Competent Criminals
Not Ready for Prime Time: In April, police in Fayetteville, N.C., were seeking a pregnant woman who walked into a Carter Bank & Trust branch with a handgun and demanded cash. As a clerk was taking money out to give to her, she received a call on her cell phone, and the conversation became so intense that she ignored the money and walked out of the bank empty-handed, still talking. [Fox News-AP, 4-22-09]
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Thats stunning 
at Silbury too Massive Kudos for all their hard work. We want MOAR .
at Silbury too Massive Kudos for all their hard work. We want MOAR .
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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Feck wrote:Thats stunning
Awsome i hope its true! i really wish that our live as humans will end in year 2012! We humans are killingl this beautiful planet so we deserve it. Nikola Tesler who the f killed you ... damn fbi and cia . Tesler you were our only hope to use cosmic energy for our life...
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